HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. TIME TO SLACK LIKE A PIG AGAIN. MOST PROBABLY NOT WORKING COS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO WORK ALSO. AND DON'T TELL ME MACDONALD'S. MAYBE THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT? SOME JOB JUST DROP ONTO MY LAP? WHO KNOWS.

WHEN THERE IS SCHOOL, WE WISH THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. BUT WHEN WERE HAVING HOLIDAYS, WE WISH SCHOOL STARTS. AND WHEN WE'RE SCHOOLING, WE WISH WE WERE WORKING, BUT WHEN WE START WORKING, WE WISH WE WERE STUDENTS AGAIN. GOTTA LOVE HUMANS.

I HOPE I AM MAKING SENSE.

I THINK MY TUMMY GREW BIGGER. AND IT'S FASTING MONTH. FML.

OMG. IT HURTS SO BAD. READ ABOUT IT ONLINE. IT TAKES ABOUT 1 WEEK FOR IT TO GO AWAY. IF IT'S STILL THERE I'M SO GOING TO THE DOCTOR. OMGOMGOMG SO PAISEH LA. =X

I REALLY HAVE A PAIN IN THE ASS.

AND I HAVE TO TELL MYSELF NOT TO OVER EAT DURING BREAK FAST AGAIN. THE FEELING IS REALLY SICKENING. FISH AND CHIPS, BUBBLE TEA, GARLIC BREAD, APPLE CRUMBLE, BANDONG. UGH.

AND I HAVE THIS FUCKING SORE THROAT AND MY NOSE CAN'T STOP RUNNING. DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT IS BURNING PAPER DOWN MY BLOCK OR I JUST LACK OF VITAMIN C.

SERIOUSLY MAN. SOME ONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BURNING INCENSE PAPER "RITUAL". YOU SEE IN TV PEOPLE PREACHING ABOUT SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT. AND YET YOU LET CERTAIN PEOPLE RELEASE CARBON MONOXIDE. AND PEOPLE WITH SENSITIVE NOSE AND THROAT LIKE ME HAVE TO SUFFER.

HOW I WISH THEY COULD BURN INCENSE PAPER IN THEIR OWN HOME. CLOSE THE WINDOWS. CLOSE THE DOORS. LET THEM BREATHE.

I DON'T HATE ANY RELIGION AND ANY STUFF THAT THEY DO. I JUST HATE IT WHEN IT AFFECTS ME DIRECTLY AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. FUCK IT

SHIT LA.

FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS I CANNOT SAY FUCK YOU. CANNOT SAY CHI BAI. CANNOT SAY LAN CHIAO. CANNOT SAY KEPALA PUKI MAK KAU BACIN.

BUT~ I CAN SAY, "YOU CAN GO AND HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE". I CAN SAY "VAGINA". I CAN SAY "PENIS". I CAN SAY "YOUR MOM'S V*AG*NA HEAD IS SMELLY".

HAPPY FASTING PEOPLE. LET SHOW THE OTHERS OUR WILL POWAH~!

Hello.

Today was a suay day. Very Very SUAY. Those who are involved, A BIG FUCK YOU TO YOU. Okay. Don't want to talk about it forever. Those who ask me what happen one more time, i'm gonna BITCHSLAP you!

On a lighter note, i saw something funny today. Was walking home, there was rows and rows of chinese family burning the hell notes. Fucking irritating ah the smell! But what to do right? Singapore is dominated with chinese. So got to live with this kinda crap.

So anyways, was walking walking, then the wind was quite strong. A HELL NOTE FLEW ONTO ONE OF THE CHINESE FACE. And got stuck there for a while. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wanted to laugh so bad sia! And when the chinese girl took the paper off her face, she looks around. SHE SAW ME SMILING VERY WIDELY. Confirm super paiseh la! LOL!

Ah.. Mother Nature works in mysterious ways..

And sorry i cant come to school today. =X

WHO AM I KIDDING?? I LOVE LADY GaGa!! SHE'S EVERY GAYS GUYS FANTASIES.

WOO. FINALLY I CAN POST UP IN THIS KINDA FONTS! THE WONDERS OF CTRL + F5.

SAW A PONY SHOE I LIKE AT CAUSEWAY POINT. I WANT TO BUY! I WANT TO GET NEW SET OF T-SHIRTS TOO. NAO SO UNKOOL WEARING OLD T-SHIRTS. I ALSO WANT A NEW BACKPACK!

BEEN EATING A LOT OF CHEESECAKES THESE PAST 2 DAYS. THANKS TO MOMMAY FOR BRINGING HOME A BIG BOX OF CHOCOLATE/RASPBERRY CHEESCAKE AH. LIKE MY EFFORTS GOING TO THE GYM IS LIKE GONE! AND YES. I DO NOT HAVE SELF DISCIPLINE LIKE THAT. SO PHUCK OFF.

AND WHAT IS ALL THE HYPE ABOUT LADY GAGA ANYWAY!? SHE'S A STRIPPER, FUGLY, AND DRESSES UP LIKE A PROSTITUTE FROM OUTER SPACE. SO WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HER?? AND HER SONGS ARE LIKE "ONE-HIT-WONDER" MATERIAL ANYWAYS.

I Love Jonas Brothers. So what?

Hello, (Don't mind my grammer/spelling mistakes).


I was one of the unlucky few that got stuck on Jurong East mrt today... What a disgusting experience... I boarded the Pasir Ris train from woodlands... But somehow, it got to the middle track when it reached J.E. and i didn't hear any announcements coz i was listening to my ipod. When i reached J.E., the whole platform was FUCKING packed. Like from the first yellow line to the other yellow line kind of pack. I could barely get off the train. CBCBCBCBCB..


Then i like waited for half an hour just to get into the train to school. That half an hour was the WORSE half an hour of my life la! Unfortunately i was standing quite close to the mrt door exit. So every time a train arrive and the doors open, FUCKED up people from behind will start to push from the back. Then people exiting the train will start to push from the front and i was fucking caught in between. CHEE BYE PEOPLE dunno how to let people alight first then enter the train..


And the thing is, why must you fucking push? The person in front of me will think that im pushing him. CONFIRM THOSE FUCKING KIASU AUNTIES AND UNCLES THAT THINK THAT THEIR FAMILY WILL DIE IF THEY DON'T BOARD THAT TRAIN. And if it is those office workers, then SHAME ON YOU for shoving people. Obviously your mother didn't teach you about basic courtesy. Or maybe your mother died when teaching you about basic courtesy. Or maybe your mother fuck pig come out you. HAHAHAHAHA. (inside joke)


Oh i heard rumors that someone jump into the tracks at clementi again... These people fucking free ah to suicide. They don't have assignments, fyp, exams, attendance and reports to worry about meh? And wasted like HUNDREDS of people's time.


And to those who are reading my blog, those few of you... PLEASE LET THE ALIGHTING PASSENGERS ALIGHT FIRST! YOUR FAMILY WON'T DIE IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO THE TRAIN. UNLESS SOMEONE STRAPPED C4 ONTO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFUSE IT. Which i highly doubt would happen.


And sooo many people touch my butt today at J.E... Didn't knew that my buns were that hawt~ Maybe i should start a bakery..

HI



BYE...

WAH!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH BLOGGER??? SO BUGGY!


IBM IS OVER. THANKS TO THE 3 LADIES THAT CAME DOWN AND SUPPORTED ME. =) THANKS TO SYAHIR, FOR COMING DOWN TOO. IBM 2009 WAS.... DIFFERENT. AND I JUST HOPE THAT THE AUDIENCE HAD FUN. =X



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I WANNA GO JAPAN GAWDAMMIT!! FUCK SWINE FLU!! FUCK EXPENSIVE TICKETS!! GAH!!! JAPAN! =(((((


AND WHO THE FUCK GO AND FLAG MY BLOG??! KNNCCB SIMI LANCHIAO MOTHERFUCK NABEI! ANYHOW FLAG. THINK FUN AH?

I DON'T BELIEVE

HI EVERYONE!

I'M JUST DROPPING BY TO TELL YOU ALL THAT I don't BELIEVE!

I REALIZE I DON'T UPDATE THAT MUCH ANYMORE. WELL BLAME IT ON FACEBOOK! EVERYTIME I LOG IN INTO MY LAPPIE, I'LL ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK FIRST! BLOGGING SEEMS SO 2000 AND LATE~ WHILE I'M 3000 AND 8~

MAYBE I JUST DITCH BLOGGER AND GO ON TWITTER IF I WERE TO CONTINUE POSTING SHORT SHORT ENTRIES. BUT DON'T WANT AH. TWITTER IS TOO mainstream~. SO NOT COOL. THE KEWL THING NOW IS underground. DONT'CHA KNOW? OMG SO KEWL~ SO KEWL~ SO KEWL~ I WANNA BE KEWL~ JUST LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS~ SO KEWL~

I'VE ALREADY SHAVED MY HEAD. STUPID CHINA AUNTY CAN'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH FOR FUCK. COME SINGAPORE DUNNO HOW TO LEARN ENGLISH? BUT THE HAIRCUT IS CHEAP LA. JUST LIKE CHINA. ._.

AND I WANNA GO JAPAN GAWDAMMIT!

I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING. THIS WEEK IS ASSIGNMENTS WEEK. NEXT WEEK IS CONCERT WEEK. AND I PREDICT THAT I WILL BE FREAKING EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING. AND AFTER 4 WEEKS, I WILL HAVE MY FREAKING SEMESTRAL EXAMS! AND FYP IS ANOTHER STORY. NO WHERE NEAR COMPLETION.

FML!

WHO WANNA WATCH WITH ME??? SASHA FIERCE BITCHES~

HELLO.

DECIDED TO SKIP SCHOOL TODAY. TODAY WAS NOT MY DAY! FIRST OF ALL, I WOKE UP AT 9. I HAVE A 8 A.M. CLASS TODAY. BUT I WAS SUPER TIRED. BAND. SO I OVERSLEPT.

NOT ONLY THAT! WHEN I WALKED ALL THE WAY TO WOODLANDS MRT, I REALIZED THAT I'VE FORGOTTEN TO BRING MY FOCKING WALLET!!! THEN I HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK HOME. AND THEN I THINK, "AH FUCK IT! I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY!"

IM SUCH A BLOODY DUFUS! DUH!!

BAND. I LOVE BAND. BECAUSE I CAN BLOW SOMETHING. AND BLOWING IS SOMETHING I CAN DO WELL IN. NO NEED TO COMPETE WITH OVER-ACHIEVERS. IN BAND, YOU JUST BLOW HARD AND ENJOY. ENJOY EVERY BLOW, ALWAYS.

THERE IS NO SEXUAL INNUENDOS ~WHATSOEVER~ FOR STUFF MENTIONED ABOVE. TSKTSKTSK.


AND I DIDNT KNOW THE TERM "BROUGHT UP" CAN ONLY MEANT THAT YOUR PARENTS RAISED YOU. IT CAN'T BE BY OTHER SOURCES THAT YOU LEARN TO BRING YOURSELF UP. HOW DUMBFUCK AND CLOSE-MINDED CAN YOU GET?

AND BEFORE YOU GET ALL EMO IN YOUR BLOG, PLEASE CHECK FOR SPELLING MISTAKES FIRST? YOU LOOK LIKE A DUMB EMO WHO CANT SPELL FOR FUCK. =)

REBUTTED.

OMG! WHY DO I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE FOR BOYBAND SONGS????



NOW LET ME SHOW YOU THE SHAPE OF MY HEART~ IT NOT HEART-SHAPED.

MAKES ME WONDER, WHY DOES THE SHAPE HEART DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE HEART ITSELF. AND WHO MADE THE HEART SHAPE??

Hello


So i'm the "bad guy" now. I will be always be deemed as the one who sow seeds of distrust. But seriously, who could blame me. I was brought up to be wary and paranoid. I was betrayed before. I was lied in the face before. And most of all i was hurt by someone i trusted before. Secondary school has made me what i am today. And i'm not going to fall for this emotional ride again. Once bitten, twice shy.


No, this is not a sob story of my pathetic life. No need to cue the violins. This is just to tell people i am what i am because of these. And i'm not going to change one single bit. So if you hate my ideologies, come and get rid of me.


Bye.

Hey

I could bore you by blogging about how sucky my MST's were, and how I'm preparing to fail my petroleum and plant safety, and how this fucking sore throat feels like jagged rocks in my throat, and how my room is suddenly infested with MOZZIES, and how quiet people can be.

But Should I?

Hey...


Heard that RP has the most cases of swine flu registered on Monday. Oh dear... And RP is just a walk away from my house... Oink.


And i have no idea what to study for Plant Safety and Petroleum!! Yikes.


Bye.

Hello,

For the previous post. Was a tad sick. And grumpy. And was a bit irritated by someone. But let's put that behind us.

Anw. Michael Jackson passed away. The great King of Pop. His music will still be timeless. I grew up listening to him. But don't get me wrong please, i'm not his biggest fan or whatever. That guy has done a few sick stuff. We know that. But i greatly think, because of him, POP, the stuff that you hear on radio everyday, is what it is today. Black eyed peas, J.T.,Neyo whatever...

And to see people still dissing about him even though he's gone, it's just disgusting. Michael Jackson has done more to the world than you/i could ever have.

But then again, who am i? I'm just a fat kid giving his 2 cents on his blog.

Bye.

I love my mom.

EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE SHIT NOW. I THINK FEVER IS ABOUT TO SET IN. FUCKING GREAT TIMING AH. 2 MORE DAYS TO MST THEN FALL SICK. I HOPE I GET SWINE FLU AND DIE. NOBODY CARES ALSO IF IM DEAD. THEY THINK IM JUST A FAT BITCH. HAHHAHAHAHAHA. AND FUCK YOU TO THOSE WHO DESERVES IT. IF YOU THINK YOU DESERVE IT, THEN FUCK YOU!!! FUCK. YOU. FUCK. YOU.

AND I'M NOT PLANNING TO TAKE BACK MY WORDS ANY TIME SOON. SO FOR THOSE WHO HAVE TO BEAR WITH ME, FOR EXAMPLE MY FYP MEMBERS, TOO FUCKING BAD YOU HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME. =) DON'T YOU JUST LOVE HAVING ME AS A MEMBER. I'M SUCH A VERBAL PERSON. FUCK YOU BITCHES!

AND I REFUSE TO PICK UP THE PHONE WHEN THERE IS NO CALLER ID. FUCKING IRRITATING. WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE? THE FUCKING FBI?

AHHH MY HEAD IS KILLING ME. TEMPTED TO GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GRAB A KNIFE AND STICK IT INTO MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEEBAI.

OR MAYBE I JUST GO AND SLEEP.

FUCK OFF.

OMG! SP SUPPOSEDLY SHOULD HAVE AN EXTRA WEEK BREAK LOR! BUT THEY CANCELLED IT COZ NO ONE IN SP IS INFECTED yet. SO MUST BE INFECTED THEN SCHOOL CLOSE AH? YOU GO EXAM HALL AND YOU GOT SWINE FLU THEN YOU SNEEZE THEN U INFECT OTHER PEOPLE THEN ABIT TOO LATE RIGHT? I GOT SWINE FLU YOU GOT SWINE FLU TOGETHER WE GOT SWINE FLU. I TELL YOU YOUNG KIDS IT'S BETTER TO BE SAFE THEN SORRY LOR. THAT'S WHY ALWAYS USE A CONDOM WHEN YOU NOT PLANNING TO HAVE CHILDREN. WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU USE THE TOILET. BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT LEAST 2 TIMES A DAY. SPRAY DEODORANT IF YOU ARE SMELLY. THESE ARE THE MEASURES TO reduce THE CHANCES OF SOMETHING BAD THAT MIGHT HAPPEN TO YOU. THAT'S WHY SP SHOULD CLOSE SCHOOL FOR ANOTHER WEEK. TO REDUCE THE CHANCES OF US GETTING SWINE FLU. ALREADY 220 PEOPLE INFECTED. YOU WANT ANOTHER 1000 PEOPLE?


and also i haven't studied enough.

OMG. I think I've found a solution to... "un-sharpen" my nipples!

REVOLUTIONARY!!! GUYS WITH SHARP TITTIES UNITE! I TELL YOU MY SECRET~

Am i in deep shit? I don't feel motivated to study. AHHHH!!! FML! FML! FML!

Some people are just lucky!

I wanna get new sets of t-shirts!!!!!!!! Is there any below 10$????? Recommendations?? T.T

You see what i'm trying to do? I made the font bigger so that it looks like i blog more. HAHA.

Updates: Going to watch sembawang winds concert tomorrow with emm and mat.. Bought a brown shorts. I think it's really short. Plus with my hairy legs. LIKE OMG! Look like tree trunks. But like whateva.. I also bought a new razor. 5 blades ok! Like totally~ With a precision razor on the back.

I WANNA GO BUGIS!!! I'm sure to find cheap and nice stuff there... Bought a watch for 10$. A blazer (the likes of G2000 material) for 40$++. I WANNA GET NEW PONY SNEAKERS!!! The sides are peeling off for mine now. Owned that pair of pony's for 5 EFFING YEARS now.. And it's still in tact. It's my most worn shoe btw. Like totally worth my 20$+ spent on it~

And Tokyo is really an expensive place! HOW HOW HOW!!? Already sweating blood trying to save up for the trip. =(


BYE.

I've got a confession...


I'm gay in love with Miley Cyrus' The Climb. And pls. I'm not into Hannah Montana or hoedown throwdown.


Comparing hoeshit with The Climb. The Climb is lightyears better. IMO.


Really. It's a good song.

Hey.


So very lazy to blog. I will blog whenever i will blog.


Band Camp: Scarred my inner lip... Ulcer slowly forming... Thanks to the high A that i was trying to reach. And in the end i didn't play for section com. Coz of the tuba/eupho ratio mainly. MAINLY. But whatever. I haven't even hit the books yet...


Oh well... No one reads my blog anymore...


Bye.

Hmmm... What am i going to do next?