Hey.


Ok i admit it. I have nothing to blog.


This Video On Trial just KILLS me!! HAHAHAHAHAHA




"Who does she thinks she is, Pa-mee-la Anderson?" LOL!!!!!!


Bye.

Hey...


So my new found love on youtube is~~ Video On Trail!! They take a few random bitches, and ask them to comment on a music video. DAMN FUNNY!


Here's on Britney..



There's more on other celebs.. Check it out on youtube~


Bye.

Hey.


ARRGGH!!! I'm broke again! whyhowwhy??? And it sucks to ask more money from Big Momma.. Seriously, you DON'T want to get caught in one of her babbling sessions. It's TORTURE!!! Like peeling off your whole nail from your finger kinda torture.. LOL..


okay... that's painful. =X


Had practicals today... From 8am to 4pm straight out practical SHIT!! We had to make up a practical coz we missed a week of it due to Vesak Day...


And guys... don't be too HAPPY about handing in report after 3 weeks break... Lemme just round up for you guys what we have to hand in...

• 2 process instrument reports
• 1 heat transfer report(some 2 report)
• 1 binsan FORMAL report
• 1 plant utilities group assignment



And to add a cherry on top, there's MST aka Mid Semester Tests!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -_-


Haih... the life of a chemical engineering student.. =(


Bye.

bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch.bitch

=O

I've just deleted all my games on my laptop!! I've deleted Granado Espada, Warcraft, and some other games!! And i don't know why the hell i did that for.

???

Hey


Went for River Raft Race at clarke quay today. SP Band performing for the crowds. I had to skip report on saturday morning coz 1) i had a fuckin fever the night before and 2) i still have a fuckin toothache. I think the fever was caused by the toothache.. =( Sorry MAGG!


So, woke up at 1pm on saturday. Fever havent recided. AND PANADOL FINISH in my house. So need to go buy at shop and save... After that packpack stuff for an overnight in school for today's performance.


Band prac on saturday was SUCKY. We ended at 10 plus.. After which we went to have supper at Clementi. Went to this coffeeshop, AND FIRST TIME I HEAR TEH PENG and KOPI PENG out of stock lei!!! -_-" This coffeeshop don't sell COFFEE or TEA ONE??? Imbicile.... Then after supper went back to SP.. Tried to sleep on the floor but cant.. I just closed my eyes for like 4 hours. I "woke" up at 6.30am. Coz need to be at clarke quay by 9. And then need to help percussion section move their instruments and move our tubas also...


Reached clarke quay, then went to eat at Macs for brunch. I got a fucked up year one tuba player. Freaking nonsense. Abit A.D.D.. Need attention one..


We played Soul Bossanova (austin power!!), Radetsky March, March Blue Sky, I Will Survive, That's What Friends Are For, Galaxy Express 999, Big Fun In The Sun.. Imagine us learning 8 freaking song in one practice! -_-.. Aiya but the crowds stupid also wad... They don't even know if we made mistakes anot..


After that we go home...


(p.s. don't mind my retarded english. im retarded)


Bye.

ARRGH!!


My pea-brained 1st brother kept playing the Duffy-Mercy song OVER... and OVER... and OVER... again like some kind of MINDS crack bitch!! The best you could do is use HEADPHONES stupid human!


The song is nice and all, But listening to it REPEATEDLY is just retarded.


I'M BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY! STOP PLAYING THAT DAMN SONG!! -_-


Bitch!

Hey


I've been tagged~ Yay~ And now im suppose to think of 10 random things about myself? -_-

1. I want to eat pork. But cannot.
2. I want to drink beer. But cannot.
3. I'm a not a virgin
4. I want curly hair but smooth kind
5. Actually i always wanted to be a radio dj, but zuraidah PHAIL terribly at teaching
6. Im a terrible liar.
7. shoe size 9
8. I want go plastic surgery
9. I have six pacs, but underneath a thin sheet of fat.
10. People say i look like aaron aziz.

The idea is to post 10 random stuffs about yourself and then tag 5 random friends to do the same.

So i tag: maggie, jeffy, taufiq, keiran, [insert name]. Aiya, whoever feel like doing just do lah! LOL.

makes you wonder, who the heck so free start all this tagging stuff???! HAHAHA.

HEN CUTE DE LORHXX

BYE

Hello world

Hope you're listening

Forgive me if I`m young

For speaking out of turn

There`s someone I`ve been missing

I think that they could be

The better half of me

They`re in their own place trying to make it right

But I`m tired of justifying

So i say you`ll..

Come home

Come home

Cause I`ve been waiting for you

For so long

For so long

And right now there's a war between the vanities

But all i see is you and me

The fight for you is all I'

ve ever known

So come home

I get lost in the beauty

Of everything i see

The world ain`t as half as bad

As they paint it to be If all the sons

If all the daughters

Stopped to take it in

Well hopefully the hate subsides and the love can begin

It might start now..

Yeahh

Well maybe

I`m just dreaming out loud

Until then..

Come home

Come home

Cause I`ve been waiting for you

For so long

For so long

And right now there's a war between the vanities

But all i see is you and me

The fight for you is all

I`ve ever known

Ever known

So come home

Everything i can`t be

Is everything you should be

And that`s why i need you here

Everything i can`t be

Is everything you should be

And that`s why i need you here

So hear this now

Come home

Come home

Cause I`ve been waiting for you

For so long

For so long

And right now there's a war between the vanities

But all i see is you and me

The fight for you is all

I`ve ever known

Ever known

So come home

Come home

(p.s. first time posting song lyrics. love this damn song!)

Hello


I just watched Gossip Girl season finale! WOOOHHHH NICE~~ Koh Chee Hwee Jeffery u must go watch it!!


I've been wating for the Georgina vs Blair part! And georgina's face was hilarious!!! when blair brought her parents. LOL. Awesome.. And i love it when Blair said "I'm the only crazy bitch around here~" HAHAHAHAAH.


I WANT SEASON 2!!!


So anyways, i really need to start revising. My first MST!! Is on week 11 HAIH.


Bye.

Hey

Today is happy day! My 2 adorable nieces came to visit their hot uncle. And Big Momma baked Chocolate Chip Cookies!!! I swear they taste like Famous Amos!!!

Maybe i bring them tomoro to school, IF i havent finish them. =)

Bye

Hey.


First of all, HURRAY~~ 3 days of holidays!!


Farhan and Endika, recently, seems to me like Beavis and Butthead.


Lets talk about farhan. Farhan is a two-faced bitch. When behind of his boyfriend, he talks bad about him. For example, that day when i accidentally bumped into him at Woodlands mrt, he critisized Endika's dressing, saying he look like "Mat Rep", "trying so hard to impress", yadayadayadayada~


But when he is INFRONT of endika, like OMG~~~ I suddenly see a new person!! They will be like the BEST of pals. Blood brudder till the end. Suddenly the "Mat Rep" he is talking about would be his best friend.. Haih...


SAD TO SAY, even his own clique ditch him sometimes.. Like the GYM incident... The MATS wanted to go to the gym at raffles or something, but no one told farhan about their plans. LOL. He even have the guts to complain to me that he is feeling left out la, BUT THE NEXT DAY CAN EVEN MAKE FUN OF ME WITH ENDIKA. wth?


Haih.. Honestly, i thought that me and farhan could be good friends.. He even told me last year, during sec4/5 no one from his class invited him for Hari Raya outings. Now i know why.. I always thought that his sec4/5 friends were being a bitch. But i guess HE was being a bitch.. =(


Oh well. A side of someone is revealed.


Bye.

Anyone watched PINGU???





My favourite childhood nonsense

Hey


Hey~ WOHOO!!! The virus bitch is gone!! I still have sore throat though... Everytime i try to swallow, it feels like swallowing jagged granite.. HAIH... No more lozenges..


Today we had Heat Transfer prac, Then maggie kana scolded by the stupid lab tech. HAHAHAHAHA... Magg went to throw the chair, and suddenly the stupid lab tech burst out in anger. LOL.


So went to causeway point with XinNi, Kenneth, Cliff and Fir.. Went to eat at Pizzahut.. Had myself a chicken *something* pasta in alfredo sauce. DAMN NICE!!! I LURVE CHEESUS. Lol. After dinner we went to walk around in CWP... XinNi has a SUDDEN fetish for chipmunks, then ask me to go find chipmunks. -_- Then fir, kenneth, cliff went to make the "want-to-spit-phlegm" kinda a sound to people on the first floor!! HAHAHAHAHA... Then got this malay minah keep staring at us.. LOL. Mina BODOH~


AND I LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN SIA!!!!!! Last time i checked was during school holidays. It was around 65-67kg then. But now 63KG LEI!!? Yesterday went to clinic and check..!! I never even exercise lo..


Or maybe~~ I walk to woodlands interchange everyday and walk home from woodlands interchange everyday! YAH MAYBE LEI!!? Hmm. So people who want to lose weight, please walk to your mrt station when u going to school.. =) Can drop 2-4kg lo.. Tested and proven! LOL!


Ah this post is nonsense..


BYE.

SICK. Be back when the virus bitch is gone.

Hey


So today just came back from Freshman Orientation Band Camp... Super Shagged... Although they are many unhappy and ultra dirty campers around, it's fun nonetheless. Reached home around 10.30.. Just woke up at 5.. LOL!


Friday night we can't get enough of sleep, so the bass section(tubas & string bass) went out to clementi for supper... Did some section bonding... Talk here talk there. After supper, we walked back to SP and played daidee... I tried to learn Bridge, but it's SUPER complicated!! Gave up after the first game, coz the other players were like -_- throughout the game.. But i PWNED their asses in daidee!! LOL.


Saturday morning, we were grouped into our groups. Expected, the year 1's didn't talk AT ALL. Except for a few super on freshies.. So we have a hard time breaking their shells.. Created our group name and cheer... Our group was called Al-Neh-Neh... Don't ask me why... And don't ask me why... But we won the Best Group~ yay.


OK. I OFFICIALLY END THIS POST HERE , COZ MY BRAIN CAN'T EVEN STRUCTURE A PROPER SENTENCE NOW. I NEED MORE SLEEP.

Bye.

Hey


Im SUPER PISSED-OFF with Andrew Kon today!! I hate it when teachers think that they are always right. And when they are wrong, THEY PRETEND LIKE NOTHING HAD HAPPEN and WE have to suffer! KNNCCB Fuck ass! Yes, humans make mistakes, but SOME at least ADMIT IT!


Haih... So i tell you what happen... Today we have fluid mechanics practical. Me, xinni, liqin, kiwi and cliff was in the same group. And TODAY, we're doing a SUPER time-consuming experiment which took like more than fucking 3 HOURS. I was in-charge of controlling the flow of water coming into the pipes. And the "always right" Andrew Kon told us to turn the knob 45 degrees for every readings. EVERYONE IN THE GROUP HEARD THIS LOUD AND CLEAR. So we continued with our experiment for hours. We know there was something wrong with the experiment because the pressure difference gauge was NOT giving any values. So we ask the stupid lab technician. He said the flow rate too small, so we have to ignore it. AND WE DID..


After 3 HOURS of dreadful data collection and adjusting the system, Andrew Kon can happily come and said we did the experiment wrongly! He said we suppose to turn the tap 45 minutes(open it 3/4) and not 45 degrees~!!! Motherfck! I say this again, EVERYONE IN THE GROUP HEARD 45 DEGREES! Then after that, he wanna act not happy liddat, raise his voice kept pointing the tap to me keeping repeating 45 minute 45 minutes blahblahblah. WE ALSO ACT NOT HAPPY LA! We bang the system with the stupid pipes and some kicked it.. CB..


After that, he left quickly, KNOWING that he's wrong, leaving us and the stupid lab tech alone. AND KANINA THE LAB TECH STARTED LECTURING US ALSO LO!! HAIH! CBCBCBCBCB.


I mean seriously, why can't he just say "turn the tap 3/4 for every reading"? Why must he go and confuse us all by saying 45 minutes?? Haih..


3 HOURS of hard work gone to waste!!!! MEGA SIGH


Bye.

Hey,


Hmm. What did i spent on today?


Chicken Cutlet Rice + extra chicken = $2.50
Ice Mountain = $0.60
*super tempted to buy apple crumble for $1.30 but didnt*
Double Cheeseburger!! = LOVE = $2.00
Hot Soya Milk = $0.50 (ah neh sponsored 60 cents.)


Total = $5.60


Balance in wallet = $12++


And this, is suppose to last me until 12 may. -_- I need child support.... FOR MYSELF. hahaha...


Bye.

Hey~


Today, was another, hot, day... GAHH! I dont know what to blog!! I think my brains are microwaved by the immensed heat already.


Just that last night, for the first time, i saw the band room almost filled to the brim! Freshies year one came for their first practice. And lao ban said he was happy to see MOUTAINS of TUBAS.. (-_-) All 7 tubas we had were used, and there's still 2 more tuba players to come. So this year total 9 tuba players for SP band. But most prolly like 1 or 2 will quit halfway.. I don't know... It's just a speculation. Keke..


Hmm.. thats it i guess. I don't know what to blog about ready.


Oh and my AKIRA fan was on from yesterday till now, and i dont intend to switch it off any moment soon. LOL. Every now and then i roll myself towards the fan, just sitting there doing nothing.. Hope it doesnt like EXPLODE in my face of something. AKIRA~~ I LOVE YOU~~


Bye.

To Singapore,


WHY ARE YOU SO HOT AND HUMID????


Love,
"Thinking-of-Migrating" Singaporean

Hey.


It's been freaking HOT!! these few days!!! Cannot tahan!! I think i need to take another shower before i go to sleep later... My fan is on full blast and im still perspiring lei! I wanna aircon~~~


Lets see what happen today... The guys decided to go to JOHOR for the 2 hours break! LOL. SO FUN~~ But too bad i cannot go... Coz my passport expired. And i'm freaking lazy to go to lavender(where in the world??) and wait for HOURS just to renew it. Hmmmmmm... And end up the guys returned 4 HOURS after the break started. LOL.. And brought back alot of malaysian goodies~ haha..


Firdaus Ruzaini Bin Anuar got his IPOD classic($333 after Lim Wei Hong Clifford discounted it) today... And was being a full-ass bitch the whole day. I don't know why... Confirm show-off his ipod to me and compare it to my beloved Creative Zen Neeon 2 which i bought for $120 lo? If he pisses me off i just scratch his newly ipod lo. A bitch's eye for a bitch's eye~


Li Qin dropped her cellphone in class today. And her reaction was lagged by 3 seconds before she screamed and put her both hands on her head. LOL!! Like u drop something on the floor, then u stared at it for a while...., and then scream. AHHAHAHAHA. Yup, confirm china people are weird. HAHA. Joking LiQin~~


And Yap-oh Eng Wee was being a pain in the ass to me. She warned me, "One more time u talk, u go out!" WADEVER~ One more time u warn me like that im gonna burst ur small nehnehs and burn your fake gucci bag!! Tranny! I didn't talk much lo! I was just laughing alot, but not loudly. Bodoh.. Just stop being a tramp and teach me integration already!


Haih.. I still dont understand Heat Transfer... -__- someone teach me pls~~~~~


Bye.

Hey,


I was checking my email inbox, and i saw this DISGUSTING email sent by Mich.C... Big Momma wasn't joking when she said that China ppl eat EVERYTHING!


Anw, the email states that they are eating BABIES. Yes, real, human babies. And it's really SICK!! Seriously, these china ppl are really dumb ass stupid. The email states that it increases sexual performance and stamina........... -_-.......... Are u kidding me???!? If you're impotent, you're impotent. Don't go around eating babies just to get your dick standing. UGGH!! SICKSICKSICK!! This is murder i tell you!! The email was complete with pictures and all.. Really sickening.. I forward the email to you if u want..


I openly curse to whoever eats/cooks/serves/ human babies that their stomach would explode with maggots crawling out and their dicks/vagina would rot and like ulcers grows around them!


Post ended.

Hey.

It's another lazy saturday again... I LIKE!!

So bored, that i will like to present my act-cute, twit WAWA~~~ Jengjengjeng~~

Bye

Hello


Me and almost all the people i know are down with the flu.


And let us welcome the weekends.


What a combo.


Bye.

Hello,


So today first day of practicals... This year of practicals are much more tougher than last year... Coz the lecturers are more strict and post-questions are asked about the experiment and we have to go do research about it... HAIH!! My timetable just sucks. 4 out of 5 days start at 8am! With morning crowds being ruthless.. And thursday is officially all-out practical day.. Odd weeks start at 8 finish at 3, even weeks starts at 11 finish at mothafckin 6?! Then need to fight for space with afternoon crowds.. -_- AGAIN. My sister happy la, everyday start after 8... No need to tompang me to school... Sien.


Ahneh told me PST minus 2 marks coz another ahneh was late for a mere 2 minutes lei!! WTF!!! And he even told us PST breifed them for half an hour??? OMG! Hellpp~~


Oyah.. I wore the same shirt with Maggie today~ Like finally? So maggie snaps a few pics of us.. Pls lo... We not couple, Maggie is like wayy too hot, and i'm like wayy too cool for each other... LOL! Yes ppl, we are HOT and SEXY and were not afraid to USE IT!?! HAH.


And i'm falling sick... Sneezenoserunsneeze again... Boohoo~ I think i'm pregnant.


Bye.

Hey


To whoever is out there, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? Bodoh sangat kepe? Kaplae makang nogok dai ilam tak nleh siolz! Kiwek, kepala naok igath sia. Mothafuckin naik atas enjit enjit semot sape sakit naek atas ah! Belo siols Gajah pat sebelah kau nak step buat shuffle ah? ape bende shuffle??? Nenek kao teplecok abeh kau panggil shuffle? HUH? Ketiak basah step lembu ah? Nenek kau join NS!!! WOHOOO!


Good luck finding a translator, and YES, im talking about you! It's nasty, it's bitchy and once you've found out what it means, u'll never wanna be my friend again. =)


I burned my hands in GEMS today.. Accidentally touched the tip of the soldering thingy.. Then got smoke puffing out and it look like burned cheese. Then miraculously after GEMS, i cannot find the scar eh??! Like wtf.. OMG, i think im a mutant with rapid regeneration!!


So anyways, i've been feeling so sleepy these past few days... I think im pregnant.


Bye.

Hey


Just came back from band, Year 1's coming in~ Haih, my section-mates keep complaining that there is no GIRL tuba players. Complain like girl liddat, which can be abit irritating after a while. You complaincomplain got Girl tuba player drop from the sky meh?? Plus most girls wont play tuba one.. So heavy... Carry small laptop already whining like hyenas... You like whining hyenas?? No i don't.


And, PST told us about the overseas ITP(industrial training programme) in either Auckland, England or Bangkok lo... LIKE TEMPTING RIGHT!?? I wanna go~~ But PST said only the students who had good grades in the past has a higher chance of going lo.. =(( GPA 2.7 go batam also cannot.. Haih.. Plus, you need to pay for EVERYTHING.. Which includes air tix, accomodation, food, transport for a 6 weeks stay(if im not wrong).. HAIH!! Not only you have to be smart, but also RICH as well to go for this overseas ITP.. =(((


OYAH! We played Hide n Seek in MLT 1 today! LOL.. We switched off the lights just to make it more challenging.. Like no life right we all? HAHAHAHA. I was hiding under a row of chairs. Then the STUPID broomstick ah neh go and step on the chair and hit the back of my head la! PAIN LA!! Knnccb. And he was being abit irritating today. Hope he talks lesser tomoro.


And i didn't know alot of 01 are reading my blog la... Gotta to keep all bitching about them to a minimal. HEHE.


to all 01's : HI ALL!!! MUACKS! v(>.<)v

Bye.

Hey


Sorry for the decreasing frequency of blogpost/week.. AHAHA. It's just that, i've actually got nothing to say.


Actually me and maggie decided to wear the same tee which we coincidentally bought on monday, BUT~ My bro borrowed my shirt yesterday without asking me first la! Grr.. So now i cannot wear it on monday. And i cannot wear it on tuesday coz i've already wore that shirt for band, so if i wear that shirt again on tuesday, people think i got no more shirt.. LOL. Which is not true. And NOW, i cannot wear it on wednesday, coz got some Chemical Engineers Meeting of something. HAHAHA... Not fated to wear la MAGG!


OH! I heard that the new season of Gossip Girl is out la!!! WOOOHOOO~~!!! Bitchfest! But now the problem is.... WHERE TO FIND??? Haha..


And sien lo!! Must always bring laptop for FluidMech lectures!! Plus the lecture starts at 8am! Plus my sis cant fetch me to school! Plus need to take the fuckenaden squeezy train! Noooooooooo~~~ Plus i must pay the self-proclaimed Akon $3++ for the cd which supposedly costs around... say.... 70 cents!? I'm already broke now, no need to make the hole in my pocket bigger!! And don't act hi-tech lo, every lecture must use laptop.. We not like RP students.. So atas with technology..


Bye

Hey


So... These few days i've been totally shagged. I don't know why, but i think it's because a take the train home nowadays.. LOL.. And plus, for only the first week of school, i spent almost close to $100++ just on school stuffs. Which includes transport, NOTES, safety shoes, class funds, FOOD. -_- And i don't think i can last the month with what money i have now. =((


Uggh. Finally i have a sucky lecturer to bitch about. This heat trasfer lecturer, which is also my class tutor, treats us like secondary school kids.. And i HATE how she handle the class.. And the late-comers have to stand on a chair lo.. Like WTF! And if she dont like someone, she can anyhow change people seats one.. So IRRITATING! Stop treating us like secondary school kids u bitch!!


Haih.. Im a little bit pissed off with someone's attitude.. And no, it's not E, coz i hate him for life, and ALOT of people seems to hate him too. I'm a little bit pissed off with someone else.


If, for example, monkey A don't like to eat bananas, and this monkey A goes around telling everyone else not to eat bananas coz monkey A doesn't like to eat bananas. BUT, if monkey B stand up to monkey A and said that he loves to eat bananas, monkey A will get angry. Like where's the logic rite??


And please don't even go and talk about ~class spirit~. If you want to forge ~class spirit~, please find an appropriate timing and NOT when it affects someone else studies. For example, if one person die, ALL must die issit?? wow.


I'm done.

Hey~


So first day of school. New classmates. I'm really glad that E is not with us anymore. Thank god!!! No one likes his fucked up attitude anyways. And he even sent me a "Hello, bodoh" sms in the beginning of lecture la. like WTF? No one cares if u're fucking smart or wad, if u treat people like disposable tissues, no one will like you. Ass.


So anyway, Firdaus is back with us again.. HURRAY! And with 2 new student. One indian and one chinese lesbo. The indian one, his name is Bala or something, looks quite, gooboygooboy. And the chinese one, called Angeline, look so man la... They guys said they saw her/him/shim holding hands with a girl in the library la.. O.O (First day of school already bitching!) Too bad i never really see it with my own eyes.


Lecturers for me, is too early to tell whether they suck like YuenLing(Yo bitch!), Only got to see 3 lecturers today. And so far so good.. =)


And i really hate Soulja boy!!!!! -_- Like WTF are u talking about man???!?! Go get some speech lessons before making a record la! I cant believe people pay him to recite a few lines and he gets like millions? WTF!!! Yet another overated hiphop star, or wadever genre you call it. -_-


Bye