NOOOOOO~~~!!! THE END tomyeatingspree IS NEAR!!!


To all who are fasting tomorrow and manymanymanymany more days ahead, Happy Ramadan Month!


May we all starve and lose that inches together. =) Don't die pls.

Hello.


Finally exams are O.V.E.R.!!! Heat transfer paper was okay... But i really fear careless mistakes... But whatever la. Headed to town right after the paper. People who tagged along were Xini, Ken, Ps, Keiran and Cliff. Went to Far East first to collect ps's salary. And short after, we headed down to SAKURA!!!!

We didn't book in advance. So the staff gave us a time limit of 2 HOURS to eat!! What a turn off la! But nonetheless, we had great food! ~Always look on the bright side of life....~



That's Kenneth in stripes. His car kena bang by a lorry yesterday. The side of his car really the "terok". Luckily he wasn't in the car when the accident happens. Lucky his car isn't "FOLDABLE" car. LOL!!! Inside joke sorry. ;p


Let the feast begin!!! This was my japanese plate... FISH ROE SUSHI IS LIKE EDIBLE SEX!!! Just love it! MUACKS. And i accidentally put too much wasabe on one sushi just now and my nose just flared up like a firecracker! Really felt like my humongous nose was ready for lift-off to space! haha.

This was my ~italian seafood~ plate... Super yummy too...


Had loads more of yummy food la.. And i tried the black chicken herbal soup for the first time. I've got to admit la, the black chicken looks... weird... Like leathery and blackish.. =X


Next up, is 5N1's ANNUAL BREAK FAST OUTING!!! Who wanna plan?? =)


Bye

Hello


I've finally gotten "The Flash" tshirt from fir... Thanks Fir for the half price!! Next time when i sell my shirt i sell u cheaper k? LOL. Today i've also gotten my "sexy" dchem polo shirt. F*ckin big la! Their M like XL liddat. Even ps can wear it... Wehlao..


I bought one tshirt from ebay also... Green colour... Nicenice... My 2nd brother also gave me his unwanted tshirt... A blue collage tee. Very artsy fartsy... But nice.


ENOUGH T-SHIRTS FOR THIS MONTH!!!!


Hahaha... Now i need to save up for my thailand trip... Can't wait!!


And friday will be our last paper... yay... Having sakura buffet after that... =))) Need to stock up on fats for the coming fasting month.. LOL.


Bye..

Hello.


Today my confidence for maths was like 50/50... Not 50 over 50! 50% can make it. With a coefficient of 0.5. BLAH!


Tomorrow still have fluidmech... SIAN!!


And to my special someone.. "I long to be, close to you..."


Back to studying.

Exams. are. killing. me.


"Angel of mercy, why don't you find me? Can you please read my story?"


,a sentence from a onerepublic song, edited one word.


Speaking of onerepublic, an idiot in school played Apologize.... in TECHNO VERSION. If i could, i would really like to slap his mat rep face. He just committed the crime of the century la.


And please use earphones... Nobody actually appreciates SHIT like you do. So keep it to yourself willya?


And sexbomb always put a smile on my face. =)

Hey..


2 papers down! 3 to go! Binsan and PI was the easy ones.. Now comes the hard ones!!! Yea jeffy koh if hard must add water right? Hahaha.. Old school joke. Sorry.


So next week left MATHS, FLUIDMECHANICS and HEATTRANSFER! OMG! Scared la.. Especially of fluidmech.. Coz i know nuts about it.. "Thanks" to Mr A. Kon for doing such a "good" job teaching us... -_- He's like Ng Yuen Ling... But is a dick.


GAH! And i cannot go back to AI for teacher's day!!!! =((((((((((((( My last paper starts at 2 and ends at 4.. Actually can la. But i have to sacrifice last minute studying in the morning... =(( HOW??


Updated.

Hello,


I miss kissing her lips... I yearn to blow her... I want to caress her voluptuous figure... I want to press her 4 sensitive spots... I urge to hear her sounds when i play her...


I miss Jade, my TUBA!! =((( It's soooo long since i played my tuba... I miss band!!! I miss my section!!! I miss Jinkun, Junwen, Emm, Kokyang, Yuzhi, Izzat, Jamie, Rebbecca and Justin!! But i don't think they all miss me though... HAHA. Okok ultimately, i miss band...


Cant wait for 2nd September, when band resumes.


And i have to stop writing..... erm...... "these kind" of openings... People just might sue me for sexual harassment. To who? I dunch noe~


Mayb i ish goingz 2 wroite bimbotic twit stylez fom 2molo onwadzzzzzz.


Gah nonsense!!! Bye.

Hello.


Today went out to study with Fir and Ahneh at Woodlands Library... Didn't get much information into the brain coz i was simply distracted by.... other stuffs....


First of all, there were no seats for us... So we had to sit on the floor like beggars. =( And i was sitting next to magazine stand and the girl on the cover page of some magazine was like STARING at me, showing wayy too much cleavage. Slut. So distracting. And it even caught Fir's attention. Then we started to talk. GAH!


Then, we saw this HULK book. Then we started talking... again... And how fucking ugly the Hulk was back in the 60's

Yes. Looks like some mental in-mate swam in a pool of algae.


Haih... When i start to work and earn my own money, i feel like buying a 2-room studio apartment! And i will buy a red/black mini-cooper s series! Buy a pet black cat with blue eyes and white feet! Living happily with my life partner (if i'm fated to have one)!


GAH!! Think money drop from the sky issit??! But then again, we chemical engineers do make loads of money... Hmm...


Bye.

Hello,


It always fascinates me to see 2 ladies smacking someone balls. My heart will start to beat faster when the smacking commences. And i will squirm whenever a lady miss a smack. And i see such disappointment on their faces whenever they missed to slap a ball or balls. But at the end of the day, i am proud that they slap balls for Singapore.
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Congrats to the table tennis women's team for securing a silver and maybe a GOLD!! Make ~XING-JIA-POH~ proud!!





Watched Olympics today. Didn't study. GAH! Coz the whole day was busy giving my room a face lift.. Bought a new cupboard.. Gotten a new bed.. The only thing left is to paint my room LIME-GREEN!!! Coz lime-green is sexy. And to hell with all lime-green haters. My room colour now is in a shitty shade of shitty brown.. Thanks to my shitty brother.. -_-


LOL. I know it's a bit "salah timing", with exams next week and all.. Bleah...


OKOK 10pm must start studying!!!


BYE!

Hello.


Pause the music. And watch this video. Cute.



Even pandas have to sneeze too! LOL.


Bye.

Hey


Today, me, cliff, hanafi and ahneh were supposed to study for BInsAn. But, we end up going to Holland V for ice-creams. HAHAHA! Damn..


Went to Cold Rock for ice-cream.. My first time there... So abit noob...

I wanted to get peanut butter ice cream with Ferrero Roche and mars bars... =( But the guys got double chocolate and vanilla ice cream with oreo instead.. Aiya there's still next time!! =)


After ice-creams we went to Coffee bean to study. Really.

Studied a little la... But there we're hot St. Margaret girls the table next to us... So kinda distracting.. HAH!


STUDYSTUDYSTUDYSTUDYSTUDY!!!~~!!~~!!!!


Bye.

Hello,


Here's an Olympic video.




WOAH... Like syiok liddat...


Bye.

Hey,


So my weekends are wasted. Only studied a little of plant utilities and that's it. I must stop being complacent. I must also stop procrastinating.


And I've been feeling this feelings. This feelings are taboo and hushhush throughout society. I know it's wrong, but i really liked it.. HOW?? And it involves another person.. HOW???


I need psychiatric help! Or else I'm gonna die!!!


Blah.

UPDATE!!! :


OMGOMGOMG!! Big Momma just told me someone committed suicide this morning! Someone jumped out of the window at around 5am. And she heard a loud thud. She say she can see the body face down. SCARY LA!


And i was kept in the dark until NOW leh! No one even bothered to tell me. -_- As usual. But i left house today at 7am plus leh... How come got no commotion when i went down?? =/ Hmmm. Or i maybe just walked pass without noticing it.. OMG did it came out in the news??


GAH! SCARY LA!! How to sleep?? Samore it's Hungry Ghost Festival... Even i though i dont believe... Brrrr.

Hey.


EXAM VENUES AND SEAT NO. ARE OUT!!!?!?!! Check it out at SAS. GAH!


Need to chiong for exams already.. HAIH... I'm still not confident about my modules... Especially Fluid Mech and Maths.. =(( studystudystudy. concentrateconcentrateconcentrate.


Oh. Got back my heat transfer paper today... AND I FINALLY PASSED something in HeaTrans... Damn happy la. 78/100. 1 week spent to study it paid off well. LOL.


But i failed my Binsan paper though... 22/50. Ok la.. I never study for it also.


And HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!!


Haih... I missed celebrating National Day in AI... I still remembered Sec 4 we bought cans of red hairspray from Mustafa just for national day... And EVERYONE in 5n1 wore red.. EVERYONE. We were so enthu last time... HAH! Sweet memories..


In poly, got national day no national day also the same... So mundane and repetitive... Blah.


Bye~

Q: What do Airport Terminal, Tissue Paper, Attention Seekers and China have in common??

A: ...?

Hello,


I've got to say... Madonna is the ONLY 50 year old woman, who can wear thongs, and still look SEXY. =)

Gah!

Hey.

My nephew banging his drums.



Amazing or what!? He's only 7 years old.


Check out more of his vids on youtube..

http://www.youtube.com/user/zoffzid


Bye~

Hello


I wonder. What if i stop caring for others around me? Does anyone appreciate anything i do? What do i get in return for being nice? If i give in, would you take advantage of my kindness? What am i to you? What is the thing which makes me want to continue this shit? Why am i still here? Why do i bother? Why dont i just give up? To who must i prove my worthiness? Why must i prove myself to others? Does anyone care if i disappear? What do i live for? What is my purpose in life?


Why am i alive in the first place?


So many questions, so little answers.


And to all the readers and stalkers of this blog, dont plagiarise.


Goodbye.

Hey


Hmmm.. What am i up to since IBM? Studying Heat Transfer!!! I don't care if nobody ask me what am i doing! PHUCK YOU!


As some of you may know, i failed ALL my spot quizzes. I failed my MST. That mom-of-all-sluts has been giving me shitass marks for practicals. And i'm kinda worried for myself right now. It's not looking good at all. Or maybe i'm just being paranoid coz there's like forward-modulers in our class.. =/


GAHH!! I seriously dun wanawanawanawanawanawanawanawana forward anythingggggg!!!!!!! =(((((((((((((((((((


Bye.

Hey~


Came back from IBM. Finally it's over! Imma upload some pics! Yes, i used Big Momma's new Olympus gigital camera. She good lo! Buy camera never tell me. At least i can choose colour...



Me, SiangHong the Nafa guy, Jeremiah the NS guy and JunWen

Bitch, Slut and Whore. HAHA. No la... That's JiaHui aka Elvis in the middle. The ContraBass guy.


2nd from left is JINKUN!! My favourite SL... No matter what situation he is in, he wont get angry one. Good hor?!


Hate the flash! Makes Jamie, Reb and Emm look like they're Albino or something. Haha.

Candid pic of the Tuba senior citizens...

JunWen tries to smile, But PHAILS terribly. HAHA!

My sweeeeet junior Emm!!! Dunno how many roses she got from her fans. HAHA.

Heading towards Woodlands for dinner with da gang. FYI, im not really digging my nose. It's just that my nose is humongous and my finger is small. HAHA.

SiangHong and JiaRong. JiaRong is a very good clarinetist! And SiangHong is a very very good tubist!


IBM was okay. I played a few wrong notes. ARRGH! Nervous. I saw ILLYA there! She shouted my name from the audience and i was shocked someone called me. HAHA. And the fact that i never invite any of the AI band members... She even hugged me during the interval! AWWW! Sweet la. HAIH~~ I miss AI Band! Need to go back there someday..


And thanks for the Winnie the Pooh mug too!! This is the very FIRST time someone gave me a gift in a concert! Ah~ Winnie the Pooh~ Cutecute.


Thanks to my family for coming! Really appreciate it that you guys make time for my band's concert. LOVE ya all! =)


Haih.. Exams are coming. =( Need to study Heatrans and Fluimech ready. I DON'T wanna repeat any modules! =X


Bye~

Hello,


ARRRGH! These past 2 days had been a tiring one for me. Yesterday's band ended at 10plus. Today also ended at 10plus. Reach home around 11.30-12pm. Haih. I dont even have time to do.... ANYTHING... Haih. Anw, it will be over this coming Sunday... Look on the bright side aiman.


GAH. I don't know why, but im feeling extra paranoid today.


Bye. IBMIBMIBM!

I've just watched the Season Finale of Avatar!!!! GAAHHH!! Fucking sweet!! Zuko vs Arula! Aang vs FireLord! Avatar just brought the word "AWESOME" to a whole new level! Period.



Haih... I feel like a 5 year old again... Screw Proins! Screw EXAMS! I wanna be an Avatar! GAH!!! nonsense


Bye.

Hey,


Got this off Yahoo News.


LONDON (Reuters) - A Briton has been arrested on suspicion of carrying out a series of sex attacks on sheep, London police said on Friday.


The 27-year-old man was held at his home in Dulwich, south London, on suspicion of bestiality with sheep. He was also wanted in connection of the possession of drugs with intent to supply.

Detectives said the arrest followed allegations made to them in May and June.


"Two male joggers said they had observed a man molesting the sheep in a field at Botany Bay Lane, Chislehurst," police said in a statement.

"A similar incident was reported to police by a stables employee in the area."
Media reports said the man had been barred from visiting farmland while officers carried out their investigation.


(Reporting by Michael Holden)


Is this sick or sick??? HAHA.


Speaking of sick, i think im falling ill!! AHH! Not now!! Concert is just round the corner! =X

ARRGH!!


Exam schedules are out!


BINSAN - 19AUG - 6-8:10PM

PROINS - 22AUG - 9-11:10AM

MATHS - 26AUG - 2-4:10PM

FLUIDMECH - 27AUG - 2-4:10PM

HEATRANS - 29AUG - 2-4:10PM


What's up with the shitty timing??? 6 to 8pm?? WTF!!!! SP really out of lecturers and out of classes to use?? GAH!! STUPID!


Well, it's good that we don't have 2 papers on the same day...


Bye.

Hey,


So today i had band practise. I'm satisfied with today's rehearsal. Maybe it's because we played Machu Picchu pretty well today. =) And the woodwind's melody was AWESOME! =)) 1 more week till concert!! WOHOOO~!!!


And i'm really psyched about the Thailand trip too!!!! Too bad my partner-in-crime won't be tagging along. Due to ITP. Awww. But i still have JinKun! =) I really hope i have time to SHOP there though. Need to get loads of cheap tshirts and shoes... GAH I CAN'T WAIT!!!! OCTOBER COME FASTER LEH!!!!!! I wanna get a silicone breast as a souvenir(wohoo! i spelled souvenir correctly!). Not ON me of course. IN my hand. Holding it. Ok shaddup.


4 more weeks till exams. Need to buck up. Seriously. Coz my mst's were shit. And i wanna at least get a cumulative 3.0 GPA. Not for anyone else, but for me. Prove to myself i can do it. YES! EMO is the way!


Bye~

Hello,


Okay, this is getting irritating.


I just got a call from my mom and my friend. This is not irritating. It is when they forgot to LOCK their keypads and accidentally dialed my number! And people with names starting with the letter "A" are the victims. I pity people with names like Abu or Auntie Anne's(Yummy pretzels!)


We don't deserve this! LESSON: LOCK YOUR FUGGIN' KEYPADS! It's like a bad habit i tell you! Worse than digging your nose! -_-


Goodbye.

Hello,


Err.. First of all, please dont take my previous entries too seriously? =X No i don't need to go to the police. HAHA.


So today decided to skip school. Was feeling kinda sick... i think. Cut my hair today. $7.90 only lo. Some china shop opened around my house. I was "warmly" welcome into their shop with heavily china-accented greetings. I was like, "What the hell are you talking women? Im not chinese!" Okay la i didn't actually say that. But then again, it would be funny.. Lawls~


I asked the lady to cut slope behind.. Then she shook her head like it's about to drop off. =X I could barely understand what she was trying to say la.. But i get it eventually, my hair cannot cut slope.. Gah, i was just testing her skills~ =P ENGLISH SKILLS : PHAIL! O level sure fail one.


Tomorrow will be our last BINSAN and FMA practicals!! YESSAH~~


Goodbye.

=O

Why didn't i think of it earlier!! ...........YOUTUBE! Think about it. It's open to the world. Many people visits youtube. This is GREAT. =)

Awesome.

Haih... =) What an eventful day!!


Lets start with VINEETH, KEN, PS and the rest of the add-on bitches =)

(Aaahhh~ You just gotta love all the add-ons! With their extra-ness and having no guts to actually DO the thing. They are just there, to, lets just say, be an EXTRA. Love it).

So, this vineeth, ken, ps has been touching me, acting all gay and faggot around me. Ooohh~ Kinky. Fun isn't it? But too bad seriously...

You know, i have 2 videos that i would REALLY LOVE to share with EVERYONE who is reading this blog... =)

First one is a video of VINEETH. The guys was taking his clothes off in some lecture theater. And we actually get to see this LITTLE BLACK DICK in the middle of the video. =O Oh no vineeth. What shall you do?=O

And the other one is a video of PS, Pinning me against the wall while unbuttoning his jeans. =) Oooh~ la~ la~. Very "manly"... ROAR~

Haih.... I'd love to post the videos up.. But~ Luckily im a "good" friend. I wont show other people how "manly" my beloved friends are.. =( UNLESS im really pissed.. So you decide. =)


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Went to IMM with Cliff, Keiran, Hanafi, Vineeth, Fir and his friend Agus for our 2 hours break. Went to the roof top for the playground. I wanted to play the swirlyswirly thing. But the guards were there loitering like irritating flies.. Keep saying for children 6-12 years old. Fuck you la! Can't i have my 10 minutes of fun?

After that we went to banquet for brunch. Had myself a chicken cheesy rice and mushroom soup. Super nice!! Total damage: $7 plus. =(

Went to Daiso after that. I only went there for one thing. CARAMEL CORN!!!! There are truckloads of them la. HAHA.

Then after we saw this.... THING which looked like a dildo... Which in fact turn outs to be A BANANA HOLDER. -_- Wtf!! Which comes in kinky colour of pink, yellow and many more.. Well, i guess these Japanese don't know what to invent anymore, so they decided to invent a handy dandy Banana Holder. -_-"" Sweet.

After that, me and Fir went to the toy section. Saw loads of ridiculous masks. Decided to tried them on... HAHAHAHA... Belo.

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After school, me, cliff, keiran, hanafi and fir was walking to the mrt station. We were at the the gate already when we heard a skid. Then i turn around, saw this girl infront of the black car. I think the girl wanted to cross the road. Then the black car drove pass by us. The bastard driver pointed middle finger at us like OUT OF NOWHERE la...

Then when were at the pavement. The driver shouted, "Want to die issit??" LOL!!!! WTF??!! Like seriously la, what's his problem? *scratches head* I really hope he got into an accident and die.

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Oh. And my armpit was extra stinky today! =( I have no idea why?

Bye~