BLOG IS DEAD. FOR THE MOMENT.

WELL I COULD BLOG ABOUT THE SECURITY GUARD WHO ASKED FOR MY ADMIN CARD BUT I REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO HER AND THEN SHE THREATENED TO CALL THE MANAGEMENT UP BUT IN THE END DIDN'T COS SHE HAS NO BALLS TO BEGIN WITH. WELL IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT COS I WAS PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES IN THE LIBRARY. BUT WHATEVER. SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST MIND HER OWN BLOODY BUSINESS COS I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMMIT!

I HOPE THE LIBRARY MANAGEMENT FIRE HER WHEN I WRITE A LETTER TO THEM ABOUT HOW SHE SEXUALLY HARASSED ME. BITCH.

HOLIDAYS ENDING SOON. FUCKING SIAN!!! BACK TO STUDYING AND STRESSING AGAIN.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE YOU ON HOW YOU EAT. FUCKING PRETENTIOUS BASTARDS WITH THEIR "OH-SO-ATAS" EATING ETIQUETTE. SO I WAS OUT EATING WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS PEOPLE RECENTLY . AND I ORDERED A SEAFOOD PLATTER. THERE WERE PRAWNS WITH THE SHELL ON. SO I STARTED PEELING MY PRAWNS WITH MY FINGERS AS HOW I WOULD USUALLY DO IT. THEN THIS FUCKER GO AND COMMENT SOMETHING LIKE, "YOU SHOULD USE YOUR FORK AND KNIFE TO PEEL IT OFF BLAH BLAH BLAH~".

OH SO THERE IS A RULE NOW? CANNOT PEEL OF SHELLS WITH YOUR HANDS? YOUR MOTHER MAY TORTURE YOU TO SLOWLY PEEL IT OFF WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, WHICH I THINK IT'S STUPID ANYWAYS. MIGHT AS WELL TIE YOUR SHOELACES WITH CHOPSTICKS RIGHT? WHY MUST YOU DO THINGS THE HARD WAY WHEN YOU CAN EASILY USE YOUR FINGERS AND PEEL OFF THE FUCKING SHELL?? SO THAT YOU LOOK MORE ATAS AND PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE BROUGHT UP WELL? TOTAL BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT!!!

MY MOM TAUGHT ME TO ENJOY MY FOOD AND I DON'T FREAKING CARE HOW I EAT AS LONG I'M ENJOYING IT. WELL NOT TO THE EXTENT WHERE I LICK MY FINGERS AND HANDS AND LICK THE PLATES UNTIL IT'S SPARKLING CLEAN LA.. KNOW THE LIMITS PLEASE. JUST EAT APPROPRIATELY WITHOUT BEING SUCH AN ASS. I WILL ALWAYS BE ME. SO DON'T COME TO ME WITH YOUR FUCKED-UP PRETENTIOUS ATTITUDE AND ACT A CLASS ABOVE ME COZ YOU KNOW I KNOW WE KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE BITCH. UGH.

AND GROW A PAIR! AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT NOW, MINE IS BIGGER!

TODAY I RANDOMLY WENT TO SEARCH FOR OVERSEAS UNI ON THE INTERNET. MY GOSH IT'S EXPENSIVE.

BAH. WHY SHOULD I WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE NOW!!?? I'LL LET THE FUTURE ME FIGURE THAT OUT. =)

A PROPER BITCH POST COMING UP SOON. OR WHENEVER. I GUESS. WHATEVER~ *roll eyes like short, ugly, hairy and chinese bimbos*

WHOOOPS. I HOPE YOU DON'T GET ANY FUNNY IDEA ON WHO AM I REFERRING TO.

I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU ARE FOLLOWING SINGAPORE IDOL. BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SYLTRA LEE WAS VOTED OFF LAST WEEK. THIS IS SO SAD!! SADLY I'M NOT FOLLOWING S.I. COS I HAVE BAND PRACTICE EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. THE FIRST TIME I HEARD OF SYLTRA LEE IS DURING THE PIANO SHOW WHEN SHE SANG BLACK HORSE AND THE CHERRY TREE AND IT WAS AWESOME!

PROOF OF HER AWESOMENESS!





DAMN IT. NOW SOME OTHER LESS TALENTED BUGGER WILL WIN THIS SINGAPORE IDOL. IT'S NOT THAT I REALLY CARE LA WHO WINS THIS.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO A FRIEND NAME KEIRAN.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEIRAN!! PIRANDA NAAL VAAZTHUKKAL TO YOU~ PIRANDA NAAL VAAZTHUKKAL TO YOU~ PIRANDA NAAL VAAZTHUKKAL TO YOU~ PIRANDA...~ NAAL...~ VAAZTHUKKAL...~ TO~ YOU~!

SEE I SANG FOR YOU A BIRTHDAY SONG IN TAMIL. WHAT A GOOD FRIEND I AM. MAKES ME FEEL LIKE JOINING VASAMTHAM STAR! I VANNA VANNA BE A VASAMTHAM STAR~!

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =)

I PUT ON WEIGHT. TIME TO LOSE IT.

IDIOT

TIPS ON HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR HARI RAYA.


TIP NO. 1 : ALWAYS REMOVE ALL STICKERS, PRICE TAGS, BRAND TAGS FROM THE APPAREL BEFORE YOU EVEN FUCKING WEAR THEM.

TIP NO. 2: ZIP YOUR FUCKING PANTS.

TIP NO. 3: IF YOU SUCK AT MAKING SMALL TALKS, IT'S BETTER TO SHUT THE HELL UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.


I DID NOT MANAGE TO FOLLOW ALL THESE TIPS TODAY. REALISED THERE WAS A "M" STICKER ON THE BACK OF MY COLLAR WHEN I REACHED HOME. I JUST REACHED HOME HALF AN HOUR AGO. FORGOT TO ZIP MY JEANS IN ONE OF THE HOUSES. THANKS TO SISTER FOR TELLING ME. RECEIVED AN AWKWARD SILENCE WHEN I TRIED TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A COUSIN WHOM I DON'T TALK TO SINCE WE WERE BABIES. WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING THEN.

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HELLO.

SO WENT FOR A RUN THE OTHER DAY. AND IT SUCKS. I RAN 3 LAPS AND I FELT LIKE I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE. ACTUALLY IT WAS 2 AND A HALF COZ I WALK BACK THE WHOLE WAY. I FELT LIKE SHITTING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME. AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. HEAD WAS SPINNING AND I WAS ZONING OUT WHENEVER I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

THIS CONCLUDES, THAT I AM SUPER UNHEALTHY. WELL I LIKE TO DENY IT AND SAY THAT I'M HEALTHY AS A CARROT, BUT I WON'T COZ I'M NOT AS THICK-SKINNED AS SOME OF YOU MAY THINK. THE THOUGHT OF NS SCARES ME A LITTLE NOW. JUST THINKING ABOUT THE RIGOROUS 2 MONTHS OF TRAINING GAVE ME THE CHILLS. WHETHER I'M GOING TO CRUMBLE OR BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF MY SERGEANT. OH SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

HOLY COW HELP ME!!

MIXPOD IS BEING A BITCH! I CAN'T ADD/REMOVE SONGS FROM MY PLAYLIST. IT'S MYYY PLAYLIST GAWDAMIT!! MINE!!

HAPPY 3ND DAY OF RAYA~~ COLLECTION THIS YEAR IS KINDA DISAPPOINTING. DIDN'T REACHED THE $200 MARK LIKE LAST YEAR. I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO SPEND MY RAYA MONEY... THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY MIND WAS TO GET A NEW GUITAR AND GETTING SERIOUS AT IT. LIKE TAKE UP SOME CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS OR SOME SORT. GIBSON MAYBE? LOL.

OH MY DAD (WHO I DON'T TALK TO) SAYS HE'S SPONSORING ME DRIVING! OKLA I ASKED HIM TO SPONSOR ME. SPONSOR. SPONSOR. HE JUST GRUNTED. WHICH MEANS YES IN DAD LANGUAGE. WOOOOOOOOO~

AND ONE LAST THING; I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO MY BLOG READERS. =) THOSE FEW OF YOU.. OR MORE.. I DUNNO COZ THERE ARE SOME PROFESSIONAL ASSASSINS LURKING.. THANKS FOR READING! =)

I HATE MALAY!

WOOHOOO I JUST WON A WAR OF WORDS WITH A STUPID RACIST ON GARENA DOTA. WOAH THIS KIND SUPER FIERCE LEI. SHOUTING, "I HATE MALAY DOGS! MUSLIMS GO AND DIE! GO MAKAN BABI!" STILL CAN TYPE IN MALAY LO. THESE KIND OF PEOPLE ARE ALL KEYBOARD WARRIORS. BRAVE BEHIND SCREENS. USING ANONYMITY AS THEIR ONLY LAYER OF DEFENSE. EVEN THE SPARTANS ARE AFRAID OF THEM. BUT SKALI IN REAL LIFE LIKE LOSER THE FACE TAK BOLEH ANGZ! COME TO THINK OF IT, I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO ENGAGE. I DON'T THINK HE (THE RACIST) EVEN HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO EVEN DEBATE. LAWL


WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN DIMWITTED RACISTS ARE FLOATING CAPS AND NECK SCARFS!! -_- OK I DON'T REALLY JUDGE PEOPLE ON WHAT THEY WEAR BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO JUDGE ME. BUT IT'S BECOMING A FREAKING PANDEMIC! IT'S BECOMING VON DUTCH ALL OVER AGAIN! GAH!! I DON'T GET NECK SCARFS BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IF YOU'RE IN A COLD ROOM, ONLY YOUR NECK WILL BE THE ONLY BODY PART WHICH WILL GET COLD. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FREAKING ARMS??? AND I'VE SEEN SOME GUY WEARING A NECK SCARF IN SCHOOL AT AROUND 1PM WHERE THE SUN IS UP. GOSH I'D RATHER YOU TAKE THAT SCARF AND MAKE IT INTO A NOOSE AND HANG YOURSELF.


AND FLOATING CAPS!! O...M...G... EVEN MY YOUNGER STEPBROTHERS ARE WEARING THEM. I REALLY CAN'T SEE WHAT IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING AND COOL ABOUT WEARING THEM. MAKES ME SUSPECT THAT YOU'RE HAVING A HUMONGOUS BRAIN TUMOR UNDER THAT CAP OF YOURS. WHICH IN THIS CASE MAKES SENSE AS MOST OF FLOATING CAP USERS ARE SLOW AND MENTALLY-CHALLENGED ANYWAYS. MAT REPS KAN. OH AND I'VE ALSO SEEN SOME INDIANS AND CHINESE BOYS TRYING TO PULL OFF THAT FLOATING CAP LOOK. GOSH.. KILL YOURSELF PLEASE. STICK TO YOUR BELL-BOTTOMS AND "NEWBIE" BRAND T-SHIRTS PLEASE. IT'S NAUSEATING AS IT IS.


AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SPARKED OFF THIS BITCHY RANT!!?! MAYBE IT WAS THAT RACIST ON GARENA. OR MAYBE I ATE TOO MUCH KUEH RAYA. SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 MORE DAYS TO HARI RAYA BITCHES!!! 2 FREAKING DAYS MORE! GONNA PARTAY~!

WOOOO. HARI RAYA SHOPPING IS LIKE CHRISTMAS! SO MANY FINDS! IN TOTAL I'VE GOTTEN 2 NEW PAIR OF JEANS, 2 T-SHIRTS, 1 AWESOME PRINT BACKPACK, 1 SHIRT AND 1 PAIR OF NEW ASICS TIGER SHOES IN WHITE/CHOCOLATE/PEPPERMINT!

AND I'M GIVEN ANOTHER 50 BUCKS TO GO AND GET MY SHIRT FROM UNIQLO JUST BECAUSE I OPENED MY BIG MOUTH. SEE KIDS, IT'S SOMETIMES GOOD TO HAVE A BIG MOUTH. AND A TONGUE FAST AS LIGHTNING LIKE ME! TO TONGUE ALL THOSE RIDICULOUS RHYTHMS IN STAR WARS TRILOGY!

AND YES I'M A SHOW-OFF! BUT I'M BOASTING ABOUT IT ON MY BLOG. PEOPLE CAN CHOOSE TO EITHER READ IT OR NOT. NOT ON FACEBOOK WHERE FRIENDS ARE FORCED TO READ YOUR STATUSES. WELL, I CAN REMOVE YOU FROM MY HOMEPAGE OR EVEN FROM MY FRIEND LIST. BUT BECAUSE I'M SUCH AWESOMENESS, I DON'T WANNA DO SO.

WOOHOOOO~! SHOPPING SPREE TODAY! GOTTA GET THAT. GOTTA GET THAT. GOTTA GET THAT. GOTTA GET THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT. BOOM BOOM BOOM!

BITCH POST!

Some people on facebook really irritates me sometimes. Telling their life stories and telling what they are going to do for the holidays over and over and over and over again on their status. Subliminal boasting much?

If you wanna do that, your awesome friend recommends you to SET UP YOUR OWN BLOG. You can self-indulge about your "fulfilling" life all you want and nobody will care! Not on facebook where your friends are reminded over and over again on how "awesome" your "life" is. I " " the word life because i don't think you have one since you boast every single time when you have the chance? =/

Forgive me if i sound like a sourpuss. But you sound mentally-challenged on facebook. And i think that is incomparable.

Does bitching break my fast? Hmmm...

If i can have a dream job, i would totally be a PERSONAL SHOPPER. For myself. So i shop for myself. Which means i will be self-employed. Cooool.

Sometimes, i get jealous of my brothers. Every Saturday night, they would go out, have a good fun at some club, having the time of their life with their friends, coming home Sunday morning and sleep all the way till afternoon.

Every Saturday night, i would be sitting in front of my laptop watching episodes after episodes of some random sitcom, or facebooking, or something like that. Haih... I wonder how it feels like.

Meh.. My future better be good.

To those of you who wonder, "why is aiman active on facebook, but i don't see him on msn? hmmm.. suspicious suspicious.." It's because, i really don't go on MSN. Coz i've been playing DOTA and if i run MSN, it will lag my game. So yeah..

And yes, i STILL play dota. It just keeps me occupied during the holidays. It's a beng game. And i have 1/4 beng inside of me. SO JYEAH! TIO OWNZ NOOBS!

Band resumes on the coming Monday. FIDAH BREAK FAST TOGETHER!!

GG noobs

OMG I HAVE TO STOP WITH THIS LONG DOTA SESSIONS. I'M AFRAID THAT THE MOTHERBOARD WILL OVERHEAT AGAIN AND I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO JURONG AGAIN. AND THIS TIME I DON'T HAVE WARANTY ANYMORE.

I MAY BE THE ONLY GUY WHO LIKES SHOPPING LIKE HOW GUYS LOVE SOCCER.

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. TIME TO SLACK LIKE A PIG AGAIN. MOST PROBABLY NOT WORKING COS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO WORK ALSO. AND DON'T TELL ME MACDONALD'S. MAYBE THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT? SOME JOB JUST DROP ONTO MY LAP? WHO KNOWS.

WHEN THERE IS SCHOOL, WE WISH THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. BUT WHEN WERE HAVING HOLIDAYS, WE WISH SCHOOL STARTS. AND WHEN WE'RE SCHOOLING, WE WISH WE WERE WORKING, BUT WHEN WE START WORKING, WE WISH WE WERE STUDENTS AGAIN. GOTTA LOVE HUMANS.

I HOPE I AM MAKING SENSE.

I THINK MY TUMMY GREW BIGGER. AND IT'S FASTING MONTH. FML.

OMG. IT HURTS SO BAD. READ ABOUT IT ONLINE. IT TAKES ABOUT 1 WEEK FOR IT TO GO AWAY. IF IT'S STILL THERE I'M SO GOING TO THE DOCTOR. OMGOMGOMG SO PAISEH LA. =X

I REALLY HAVE A PAIN IN THE ASS.

AND I HAVE TO TELL MYSELF NOT TO OVER EAT DURING BREAK FAST AGAIN. THE FEELING IS REALLY SICKENING. FISH AND CHIPS, BUBBLE TEA, GARLIC BREAD, APPLE CRUMBLE, BANDONG. UGH.

AND I HAVE THIS FUCKING SORE THROAT AND MY NOSE CAN'T STOP RUNNING. DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT IS BURNING PAPER DOWN MY BLOCK OR I JUST LACK OF VITAMIN C.

SERIOUSLY MAN. SOME ONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BURNING INCENSE PAPER "RITUAL". YOU SEE IN TV PEOPLE PREACHING ABOUT SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT. AND YET YOU LET CERTAIN PEOPLE RELEASE CARBON MONOXIDE. AND PEOPLE WITH SENSITIVE NOSE AND THROAT LIKE ME HAVE TO SUFFER.

HOW I WISH THEY COULD BURN INCENSE PAPER IN THEIR OWN HOME. CLOSE THE WINDOWS. CLOSE THE DOORS. LET THEM BREATHE.

I DON'T HATE ANY RELIGION AND ANY STUFF THAT THEY DO. I JUST HATE IT WHEN IT AFFECTS ME DIRECTLY AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. FUCK IT

SHIT LA.

FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS I CANNOT SAY FUCK YOU. CANNOT SAY CHI BAI. CANNOT SAY LAN CHIAO. CANNOT SAY KEPALA PUKI MAK KAU BACIN.

BUT~ I CAN SAY, "YOU CAN GO AND HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE". I CAN SAY "VAGINA". I CAN SAY "PENIS". I CAN SAY "YOUR MOM'S V*AG*NA HEAD IS SMELLY".

HAPPY FASTING PEOPLE. LET SHOW THE OTHERS OUR WILL POWAH~!

Hello.

Today was a suay day. Very Very SUAY. Those who are involved, A BIG FUCK YOU TO YOU. Okay. Don't want to talk about it forever. Those who ask me what happen one more time, i'm gonna BITCHSLAP you!

On a lighter note, i saw something funny today. Was walking home, there was rows and rows of chinese family burning the hell notes. Fucking irritating ah the smell! But what to do right? Singapore is dominated with chinese. So got to live with this kinda crap.

So anyways, was walking walking, then the wind was quite strong. A HELL NOTE FLEW ONTO ONE OF THE CHINESE FACE. And got stuck there for a while. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wanted to laugh so bad sia! And when the chinese girl took the paper off her face, she looks around. SHE SAW ME SMILING VERY WIDELY. Confirm super paiseh la! LOL!

Ah.. Mother Nature works in mysterious ways..

And sorry i cant come to school today. =X

WHO AM I KIDDING?? I LOVE LADY GaGa!! SHE'S EVERY GAYS GUYS FANTASIES.

WOO. FINALLY I CAN POST UP IN THIS KINDA FONTS! THE WONDERS OF CTRL + F5.

SAW A PONY SHOE I LIKE AT CAUSEWAY POINT. I WANT TO BUY! I WANT TO GET NEW SET OF T-SHIRTS TOO. NAO SO UNKOOL WEARING OLD T-SHIRTS. I ALSO WANT A NEW BACKPACK!

BEEN EATING A LOT OF CHEESECAKES THESE PAST 2 DAYS. THANKS TO MOMMAY FOR BRINGING HOME A BIG BOX OF CHOCOLATE/RASPBERRY CHEESCAKE AH. LIKE MY EFFORTS GOING TO THE GYM IS LIKE GONE! AND YES. I DO NOT HAVE SELF DISCIPLINE LIKE THAT. SO PHUCK OFF.

AND WHAT IS ALL THE HYPE ABOUT LADY GAGA ANYWAY!? SHE'S A STRIPPER, FUGLY, AND DRESSES UP LIKE A PROSTITUTE FROM OUTER SPACE. SO WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HER?? AND HER SONGS ARE LIKE "ONE-HIT-WONDER" MATERIAL ANYWAYS.

I Love Jonas Brothers. So what?

Hello, (Don't mind my grammer/spelling mistakes).


I was one of the unlucky few that got stuck on Jurong East mrt today... What a disgusting experience... I boarded the Pasir Ris train from woodlands... But somehow, it got to the middle track when it reached J.E. and i didn't hear any announcements coz i was listening to my ipod. When i reached J.E., the whole platform was FUCKING packed. Like from the first yellow line to the other yellow line kind of pack. I could barely get off the train. CBCBCBCBCB..


Then i like waited for half an hour just to get into the train to school. That half an hour was the WORSE half an hour of my life la! Unfortunately i was standing quite close to the mrt door exit. So every time a train arrive and the doors open, FUCKED up people from behind will start to push from the back. Then people exiting the train will start to push from the front and i was fucking caught in between. CHEE BYE PEOPLE dunno how to let people alight first then enter the train..


And the thing is, why must you fucking push? The person in front of me will think that im pushing him. CONFIRM THOSE FUCKING KIASU AUNTIES AND UNCLES THAT THINK THAT THEIR FAMILY WILL DIE IF THEY DON'T BOARD THAT TRAIN. And if it is those office workers, then SHAME ON YOU for shoving people. Obviously your mother didn't teach you about basic courtesy. Or maybe your mother died when teaching you about basic courtesy. Or maybe your mother fuck pig come out you. HAHAHAHAHA. (inside joke)


Oh i heard rumors that someone jump into the tracks at clementi again... These people fucking free ah to suicide. They don't have assignments, fyp, exams, attendance and reports to worry about meh? And wasted like HUNDREDS of people's time.


And to those who are reading my blog, those few of you... PLEASE LET THE ALIGHTING PASSENGERS ALIGHT FIRST! YOUR FAMILY WON'T DIE IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO THE TRAIN. UNLESS SOMEONE STRAPPED C4 ONTO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFUSE IT. Which i highly doubt would happen.


And sooo many people touch my butt today at J.E... Didn't knew that my buns were that hawt~ Maybe i should start a bakery..

HI



BYE...