Wish

So woke up today rite, then felt really hungry man. And worst of all, big momma never cooked breakfast lar!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!


I almost died of hunger today!! But luckily theres "ready-to-eat" chee kueh i bought yesterday..
HOAH shiok man!!!!! Whats the black black thing on it ar... Freakin NICE ar.. I seriously licked the whole plate clean ar. No need to wash ready. LOLS.


So had my breakfast, i switched on the t.v. And Elmo's World is on!! WOHOO!!!
I always wonder lar.... Doesnt elmo get OLD.? These types of creatures so unfair one... No need to go through puberty.. FOREVER YOUNG.


I wish i was elmo. Everyday play with crayons and a goldfish named DOROTHY or something. LOLS. And no need to shave my face every month!