Friday, August 28, 2009

I THINK MY TUMMY GREW BIGGER. AND IT'S FASTING MONTH. FML.

Monday, August 24, 2009

OMG. IT HURTS SO BAD. READ ABOUT IT ONLINE. IT TAKES ABOUT 1 WEEK FOR IT TO GO AWAY. IF IT'S STILL THERE I'M SO GOING TO THE DOCTOR. OMGOMGOMG SO PAISEH LA. =X
I REALLY HAVE A PAIN IN THE ASS.

AND I HAVE TO TELL MYSELF NOT TO OVER EAT DURING BREAK FAST AGAIN. THE FEELING IS REALLY SICKENING. FISH AND CHIPS, BUBBLE TEA, GARLIC BREAD, APPLE CRUMBLE, BANDONG. UGH.

AND I HAVE THIS FUCKING SORE THROAT AND MY NOSE CAN'T STOP RUNNING. DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT IS BURNING PAPER DOWN MY BLOCK OR I JUST LACK OF VITAMIN C.

SERIOUSLY MAN. SOME ONE SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BURNING INCENSE PAPER "RITUAL". YOU SEE IN TV PEOPLE PREACHING ABOUT SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT. AND YET YOU LET CERTAIN PEOPLE RELEASE CARBON MONOXIDE. AND PEOPLE WITH SENSITIVE NOSE AND THROAT LIKE ME HAVE TO SUFFER.

HOW I WISH THEY COULD BURN INCENSE PAPER IN THEIR OWN HOME. CLOSE THE WINDOWS. CLOSE THE DOORS. LET THEM BREATHE.

I DON'T HATE ANY RELIGION AND ANY STUFF THAT THEY DO. I JUST HATE IT WHEN IT AFFECTS ME DIRECTLY AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. FUCK IT

Friday, August 21, 2009

SHIT LA.

FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS I CANNOT SAY FUCK YOU. CANNOT SAY CHI BAI. CANNOT SAY LAN CHIAO. CANNOT SAY KEPALA PUKI MAK KAU BACIN.

BUT~ I CAN SAY, "YOU CAN GO AND HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE". I CAN SAY "VAGINA". I CAN SAY "PENIS". I CAN SAY "YOUR MOM'S V*AG*NA HEAD IS SMELLY".

HAPPY FASTING PEOPLE. LET SHOW THE OTHERS OUR WILL POWAH~!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Hello.

Today was a suay day. Very Very SUAY. Those who are involved, A BIG FUCK YOU TO YOU. Okay. Don't want to talk about it forever. Those who ask me what happen one more time, i'm gonna BITCHSLAP you!

On a lighter note, i saw something funny today. Was walking home, there was rows and rows of chinese family burning the hell notes. Fucking irritating ah the smell! But what to do right? Singapore is dominated with chinese. So got to live with this kinda crap.

So anyways, was walking walking, then the wind was quite strong. A HELL NOTE FLEW ONTO ONE OF THE CHINESE FACE. And got stuck there for a while. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wanted to laugh so bad sia! And when the chinese girl took the paper off her face, she looks around. SHE SAW ME SMILING VERY WIDELY. Confirm super paiseh la! LOL!

Ah.. Mother Nature works in mysterious ways..

And sorry i cant come to school today. =X

Sunday, August 16, 2009

WHO AM I KIDDING?? I LOVE LADY GaGa!! SHE'S EVERY GAYS GUYS FANTASIES.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

WOO. FINALLY I CAN POST UP IN THIS KINDA FONTS! THE WONDERS OF CTRL + F5.

SAW A PONY SHOE I LIKE AT CAUSEWAY POINT. I WANT TO BUY! I WANT TO GET NEW SET OF T-SHIRTS TOO. NAO SO UNKOOL WEARING OLD T-SHIRTS. I ALSO WANT A NEW BACKPACK!

BEEN EATING A LOT OF CHEESECAKES THESE PAST 2 DAYS. THANKS TO MOMMAY FOR BRINGING HOME A BIG BOX OF CHOCOLATE/RASPBERRY CHEESCAKE AH. LIKE MY EFFORTS GOING TO THE GYM IS LIKE GONE! AND YES. I DO NOT HAVE SELF DISCIPLINE LIKE THAT. SO PHUCK OFF.

AND WHAT IS ALL THE HYPE ABOUT LADY GAGA ANYWAY!? SHE'S A STRIPPER, FUGLY, AND DRESSES UP LIKE A PROSTITUTE FROM OUTER SPACE. SO WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HER?? AND HER SONGS ARE LIKE "ONE-HIT-WONDER" MATERIAL ANYWAYS.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Love Jonas Brothers. So what?

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hello, (Don't mind my grammer/spelling mistakes).


I was one of the unlucky few that got stuck on Jurong East mrt today... What a disgusting experience... I boarded the Pasir Ris train from woodlands... But somehow, it got to the middle track when it reached J.E. and i didn't hear any announcements coz i was listening to my ipod. When i reached J.E., the whole platform was FUCKING packed. Like from the first yellow line to the other yellow line kind of pack. I could barely get off the train. CBCBCBCBCB..


Then i like waited for half an hour just to get into the train to school. That half an hour was the WORSE half an hour of my life la! Unfortunately i was standing quite close to the mrt door exit. So every time a train arrive and the doors open, FUCKED up people from behind will start to push from the back. Then people exiting the train will start to push from the front and i was fucking caught in between. CHEE BYE PEOPLE dunno how to let people alight first then enter the train..


And the thing is, why must you fucking push? The person in front of me will think that im pushing him. CONFIRM THOSE FUCKING KIASU AUNTIES AND UNCLES THAT THINK THAT THEIR FAMILY WILL DIE IF THEY DON'T BOARD THAT TRAIN. And if it is those office workers, then SHAME ON YOU for shoving people. Obviously your mother didn't teach you about basic courtesy. Or maybe your mother died when teaching you about basic courtesy. Or maybe your mother fuck pig come out you. HAHAHAHAHA. (inside joke)


Oh i heard rumors that someone jump into the tracks at clementi again... These people fucking free ah to suicide. They don't have assignments, fyp, exams, attendance and reports to worry about meh? And wasted like HUNDREDS of people's time.


And to those who are reading my blog, those few of you... PLEASE LET THE ALIGHTING PASSENGERS ALIGHT FIRST! YOUR FAMILY WON'T DIE IF YOU CAN'T GET INTO THE TRAIN. UNLESS SOMEONE STRAPPED C4 ONTO YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS AND YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DEFUSE IT. Which i highly doubt would happen.


And sooo many people touch my butt today at J.E... Didn't knew that my buns were that hawt~ Maybe i should start a bakery..

Monday, August 3, 2009

HI



BYE...