To Singapore,


WHY ARE YOU SO HOT AND HUMID????


Love,
"Thinking-of-Migrating" Singaporean

Hey.


It's been freaking HOT!! these few days!!! Cannot tahan!! I think i need to take another shower before i go to sleep later... My fan is on full blast and im still perspiring lei! I wanna aircon~~~


Lets see what happen today... The guys decided to go to JOHOR for the 2 hours break! LOL. SO FUN~~ But too bad i cannot go... Coz my passport expired. And i'm freaking lazy to go to lavender(where in the world??) and wait for HOURS just to renew it. Hmmmmmm... And end up the guys returned 4 HOURS after the break started. LOL.. And brought back alot of malaysian goodies~ haha..


Firdaus Ruzaini Bin Anuar got his IPOD classic($333 after Lim Wei Hong Clifford discounted it) today... And was being a full-ass bitch the whole day. I don't know why... Confirm show-off his ipod to me and compare it to my beloved Creative Zen Neeon 2 which i bought for $120 lo? If he pisses me off i just scratch his newly ipod lo. A bitch's eye for a bitch's eye~


Li Qin dropped her cellphone in class today. And her reaction was lagged by 3 seconds before she screamed and put her both hands on her head. LOL!! Like u drop something on the floor, then u stared at it for a while...., and then scream. AHHAHAHAHA. Yup, confirm china people are weird. HAHA. Joking LiQin~~


And Yap-oh Eng Wee was being a pain in the ass to me. She warned me, "One more time u talk, u go out!" WADEVER~ One more time u warn me like that im gonna burst ur small nehnehs and burn your fake gucci bag!! Tranny! I didn't talk much lo! I was just laughing alot, but not loudly. Bodoh.. Just stop being a tramp and teach me integration already!


Haih.. I still dont understand Heat Transfer... -__- someone teach me pls~~~~~


Bye.

Hey,


I was checking my email inbox, and i saw this DISGUSTING email sent by Mich.C... Big Momma wasn't joking when she said that China ppl eat EVERYTHING!


Anw, the email states that they are eating BABIES. Yes, real, human babies. And it's really SICK!! Seriously, these china ppl are really dumb ass stupid. The email states that it increases sexual performance and stamina........... -_-.......... Are u kidding me???!? If you're impotent, you're impotent. Don't go around eating babies just to get your dick standing. UGGH!! SICKSICKSICK!! This is murder i tell you!! The email was complete with pictures and all.. Really sickening.. I forward the email to you if u want..


I openly curse to whoever eats/cooks/serves/ human babies that their stomach would explode with maggots crawling out and their dicks/vagina would rot and like ulcers grows around them!


Post ended.

Hey.

It's another lazy saturday again... I LIKE!!

So bored, that i will like to present my act-cute, twit WAWA~~~ Jengjengjeng~~

Bye

Hello


Me and almost all the people i know are down with the flu.


And let us welcome the weekends.


What a combo.


Bye.

Hello,


So today first day of practicals... This year of practicals are much more tougher than last year... Coz the lecturers are more strict and post-questions are asked about the experiment and we have to go do research about it... HAIH!! My timetable just sucks. 4 out of 5 days start at 8am! With morning crowds being ruthless.. And thursday is officially all-out practical day.. Odd weeks start at 8 finish at 3, even weeks starts at 11 finish at mothafckin 6?! Then need to fight for space with afternoon crowds.. -_- AGAIN. My sister happy la, everyday start after 8... No need to tompang me to school... Sien.


Ahneh told me PST minus 2 marks coz another ahneh was late for a mere 2 minutes lei!! WTF!!! And he even told us PST breifed them for half an hour??? OMG! Hellpp~~


Oyah.. I wore the same shirt with Maggie today~ Like finally? So maggie snaps a few pics of us.. Pls lo... We not couple, Maggie is like wayy too hot, and i'm like wayy too cool for each other... LOL! Yes ppl, we are HOT and SEXY and were not afraid to USE IT!?! HAH.


And i'm falling sick... Sneezenoserunsneeze again... Boohoo~ I think i'm pregnant.


Bye.

Hey


To whoever is out there, ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? Bodoh sangat kepe? Kaplae makang nogok dai ilam tak nleh siolz! Kiwek, kepala naok igath sia. Mothafuckin naik atas enjit enjit semot sape sakit naek atas ah! Belo siols Gajah pat sebelah kau nak step buat shuffle ah? ape bende shuffle??? Nenek kao teplecok abeh kau panggil shuffle? HUH? Ketiak basah step lembu ah? Nenek kau join NS!!! WOHOOO!


Good luck finding a translator, and YES, im talking about you! It's nasty, it's bitchy and once you've found out what it means, u'll never wanna be my friend again. =)


I burned my hands in GEMS today.. Accidentally touched the tip of the soldering thingy.. Then got smoke puffing out and it look like burned cheese. Then miraculously after GEMS, i cannot find the scar eh??! Like wtf.. OMG, i think im a mutant with rapid regeneration!!


So anyways, i've been feeling so sleepy these past few days... I think im pregnant.


Bye.

Hey


Just came back from band, Year 1's coming in~ Haih, my section-mates keep complaining that there is no GIRL tuba players. Complain like girl liddat, which can be abit irritating after a while. You complaincomplain got Girl tuba player drop from the sky meh?? Plus most girls wont play tuba one.. So heavy... Carry small laptop already whining like hyenas... You like whining hyenas?? No i don't.


And, PST told us about the overseas ITP(industrial training programme) in either Auckland, England or Bangkok lo... LIKE TEMPTING RIGHT!?? I wanna go~~ But PST said only the students who had good grades in the past has a higher chance of going lo.. =(( GPA 2.7 go batam also cannot.. Haih.. Plus, you need to pay for EVERYTHING.. Which includes air tix, accomodation, food, transport for a 6 weeks stay(if im not wrong).. HAIH!! Not only you have to be smart, but also RICH as well to go for this overseas ITP.. =(((


OYAH! We played Hide n Seek in MLT 1 today! LOL.. We switched off the lights just to make it more challenging.. Like no life right we all? HAHAHAHA. I was hiding under a row of chairs. Then the STUPID broomstick ah neh go and step on the chair and hit the back of my head la! PAIN LA!! Knnccb. And he was being abit irritating today. Hope he talks lesser tomoro.


And i didn't know alot of 01 are reading my blog la... Gotta to keep all bitching about them to a minimal. HEHE.


to all 01's : HI ALL!!! MUACKS! v(>.<)v

Bye.

Hey


Sorry for the decreasing frequency of blogpost/week.. AHAHA. It's just that, i've actually got nothing to say.


Actually me and maggie decided to wear the same tee which we coincidentally bought on monday, BUT~ My bro borrowed my shirt yesterday without asking me first la! Grr.. So now i cannot wear it on monday. And i cannot wear it on tuesday coz i've already wore that shirt for band, so if i wear that shirt again on tuesday, people think i got no more shirt.. LOL. Which is not true. And NOW, i cannot wear it on wednesday, coz got some Chemical Engineers Meeting of something. HAHAHA... Not fated to wear la MAGG!


OH! I heard that the new season of Gossip Girl is out la!!! WOOOHOOO~~!!! Bitchfest! But now the problem is.... WHERE TO FIND??? Haha..


And sien lo!! Must always bring laptop for FluidMech lectures!! Plus the lecture starts at 8am! Plus my sis cant fetch me to school! Plus need to take the fuckenaden squeezy train! Noooooooooo~~~ Plus i must pay the self-proclaimed Akon $3++ for the cd which supposedly costs around... say.... 70 cents!? I'm already broke now, no need to make the hole in my pocket bigger!! And don't act hi-tech lo, every lecture must use laptop.. We not like RP students.. So atas with technology..


Bye

Hey


So... These few days i've been totally shagged. I don't know why, but i think it's because a take the train home nowadays.. LOL.. And plus, for only the first week of school, i spent almost close to $100++ just on school stuffs. Which includes transport, NOTES, safety shoes, class funds, FOOD. -_- And i don't think i can last the month with what money i have now. =((


Uggh. Finally i have a sucky lecturer to bitch about. This heat trasfer lecturer, which is also my class tutor, treats us like secondary school kids.. And i HATE how she handle the class.. And the late-comers have to stand on a chair lo.. Like WTF! And if she dont like someone, she can anyhow change people seats one.. So IRRITATING! Stop treating us like secondary school kids u bitch!!


Haih.. Im a little bit pissed off with someone's attitude.. And no, it's not E, coz i hate him for life, and ALOT of people seems to hate him too. I'm a little bit pissed off with someone else.


If, for example, monkey A don't like to eat bananas, and this monkey A goes around telling everyone else not to eat bananas coz monkey A doesn't like to eat bananas. BUT, if monkey B stand up to monkey A and said that he loves to eat bananas, monkey A will get angry. Like where's the logic rite??


And please don't even go and talk about ~class spirit~. If you want to forge ~class spirit~, please find an appropriate timing and NOT when it affects someone else studies. For example, if one person die, ALL must die issit?? wow.


I'm done.

Hey~


So first day of school. New classmates. I'm really glad that E is not with us anymore. Thank god!!! No one likes his fucked up attitude anyways. And he even sent me a "Hello, bodoh" sms in the beginning of lecture la. like WTF? No one cares if u're fucking smart or wad, if u treat people like disposable tissues, no one will like you. Ass.


So anyway, Firdaus is back with us again.. HURRAY! And with 2 new student. One indian and one chinese lesbo. The indian one, his name is Bala or something, looks quite, gooboygooboy. And the chinese one, called Angeline, look so man la... They guys said they saw her/him/shim holding hands with a girl in the library la.. O.O (First day of school already bitching!) Too bad i never really see it with my own eyes.


Lecturers for me, is too early to tell whether they suck like YuenLing(Yo bitch!), Only got to see 3 lecturers today. And so far so good.. =)


And i really hate Soulja boy!!!!! -_- Like WTF are u talking about man???!?! Go get some speech lessons before making a record la! I cant believe people pay him to recite a few lines and he gets like millions? WTF!!! Yet another overated hiphop star, or wadever genre you call it. -_-


Bye

Hey


Tomorrow is school~ HAIH. No more waking up at 11am again... No more 24/7 on my laptop... But yeah! A new semester is starting and i'm really looking forward to it! Trying my best to achieve my goal.. Hope i can get it. =)


Bye.

Hey.


ARRGH!! I cannot login to imeem! Like for a week now!!! My favourite website which always plays ze best quality music to me is being a total bitch! WHY IMEEM, WHY?? I have done nothing to you but you treating me this way! =(((


I already cleared the caches and history and cookies and what nots like hundreds of time.. Still cannot la! Whenever i visit its homepage it either 1) never even load or 2) i couldn't log in!


Anybody can help me? I know nuts about freaking computers and it's just one of those mysteries i just can't solve! Like this french and saunders video. AHHAAH.





Bye.

Hey


So, YOUTUBE is my new bestfriend. I can spend HOURS on it. And it can hurt my tummy so bad~ Laughing non-stop.. I've been watching comedies non-stop. French and Saunders are freaking hilarious!! I like alot of their spoofs. So funniiieee~~ Little Britain is da sex too~ Vicky Pollard is a sex goddess.. HAHAHHA JOKING.


Here's one of the MANY videos i watched.



HAHAHAAH. Love it when she pinches her nipple!!


Ellen Degeneres and Wanda Sykes are hilarious too!


Bolded the names. So if u wanna get some quick laughs, when u stuck in work or something, just copy paste into youtube. =)))


Off for another laugh.

Hey


There's something wrong with IMEEM! From this afternoon i cannot log in la. =(( I wanna change song~ Btw the new song from Madonna and JT is so freaking ~hawt~ yaw! And the Micheal Jackson feat. Will.i.am is so freaking ~hawt~ yaw! Orgasmic delights.


O yah(I suddenly forgot what to say!), today i skipped band. Coz raining like TSUNAMI la. And just when i think it's safe to go out again, IT RAINED MORE HEAVILY LA!


RAIN = MORE WATER = BREED USELESS MOSQUITOES = KANA BITE = SICK!


Stupid right?


Bye.

Hey


1 more freaking week till school starts!!! WOHOO~~~ I really. miss. school. And my fwens~ I'm looking forward to a new term. New lecturers. New modules. New experiences. Same gilababisiaochabotapo friends..


Hmm. What can i do differently this upcoming semester?

1) Play less games.
2) Attention span must increase from 10mins to 10hours!
3) Be more filial to SP band.
4) Respect my lecturers. (but still FUCK YOU! Ng Yuen Long shorty ass biotch =p)
5) Spend less money.
6) Exercise more for upcoming NS! (Exercise here means taking the stairs instead of lifts, returning my plates after eating instead of leaving on the table. When shitting squat instead of sitting OOPS!)
7) Control my temper.
8) Use less vulgarities. (but for ngyuenling is an exception. FUCK YOU! give me low grades for CPPB for what??)
9) Eat less.
10) NO LAST MINUTE WORK! (Important. This is going out to my future group members. I wanna do my projects asap.)


HANAFI, TAUFIQ, MAGG and to whoever from 01 reading this, PLEASE REMIND ME ABOUT THIS POST whenever im not doing the things stated above.


(P.S. Don't like me using vulgarities? You prude nuns? No one is forcing you to read my blog. Seriously.)

PROPERLY UPDATED. =)

Hey


Uhmm... Ah.... Err.... Today is monday and i feel happy?


Updated.

Hey.


So today, I WOKE UP LATE for gems application! See la!? I woke up at 10am this morning, then i went back to sleep, thinking 1 hour more sure i can wake up one.. THEN, WOKE UP ALMOST 12. -_- Then need to wait until 9pm for second registration.


9pm ready, and to cut story short, i chose Electronics in Everyday Life. My preferred and back-up gems, which was Financial Management for Engineers and Classical Guitar respectively doesn't have any classes on Wednesday. -_-


Lucky there's LiQin and Kiwi who are in the same class as me. =)


Okay, so i have chosen 2 Science & Tech gems.. So next 2 sems i HAVE to do 1 Art & Humanes and 1 Business and Management.... -_- Sian.


and HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG!! 1 year old ready!! And still going on strong! =)) And i didn't change my blogskin for a year.. AHAHA I dunno if i should change anot~ Hmm..


BYE.