HAPPY NEW YEAR I GUESS. SORRY IF I DIDN'T REPLY YOUR NEW YEAR SMSES. TOO MANY TO REPLY. SO I'M NOT GONNA REPLY. AND MY SMSES ARE NOT UNLIMITED. IN MY DEFENSE

AND I DON'T FIND ANYTHING SPECIAL ON NEW YEARS DAY. EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE DATE SORT OF RESET ITSELF TO THE 1ST OF JANUARY. AND FIREWORKS. AND NEW YEAR SALES. THAT'S ABOUT IT I GUESS. NOTHING MORE TO LOOK FORWARD TOO. YAWN.

Well i guess i'm bored of blogging already?

JUST WATCHED CAPOTE. WHAT AN AWESOME MOVIE. I SO FEEL LIKE GETTING HIS BOOK TO READ RIGHT NOW. LOL. AND I DON'T READ BOOKS.

REVISING REALLY SUCKS. IT'S SO MENTALLY DRAINING I'D RATHER DROWN MYSELF WITH HORSE PEE. ACTUALLY I LIKE TO LEARN. IT'S JUST THAT I LIKE TO LEARN THINGS ONCE. AFTER THAT I GET BORED OF IT. YES. I HAVE AN ATTENTION SPAN OF A BIMBO WHO CUKUR THEIR BULU KENINGS. AND I'M JUST NOT MOTIVATED ALREADY. 3RD YEAR INTO THIS CHEMICAL ENGINEERING COURSE, AND I'M LIKE ASKING MYSELF WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE. I SHOULD BE POLISHING MY CREATIVITY SKILLS OR DOING SOMETHING WHICH I TOTALLY LOVE, WHICH IS 1) MUSIC AND/OR 2) FOOD. BUT WTF LA. FUCK THIS CRAP.

ANYWAY, I BORROWED SOME DVDS FROM THE SCHOOL LIBRARY. I BORROWED 5 DVDS AND WATCHED 2 OF THEM ALREADY. I FINALLY GET TO WATCH happy feet! MUMBLE IS FUCKING CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ALMOST DIED OF CUTENESS OVERDOSE. BABY PENGUINS ARE BY FAR THE KAWAII-EST THINGS ON THE EARTH. ROUND BALLS OF FAT AND FEATHER. CUTE GILA BABI NAK MAMPOS. OK I SHALL STOP WITH THIS OVERINDULGENCE. OR ELSE PEOPLE MIGHT MISTAKE ME FOR A MINAH WANNABE. WHICH SOME PEOPLE ALREADY HAVE.

THE 2ND MOVIE I WATCHED WAS december boys. AND I THINK ITS A GOOD MOVIE. AND I GET TO SEE DANIEL RADCLIFFE'S LEG HAIR. ENCHANTED LEG HAIR KAY. DON'T MESS AROUND. I'M WATCHING 50 first dates AND the zodiac LATER. AFTER THAT CHIONG FOR MST! I THINK. I'VE ALREADY RESERVED freedom writers AND the secret life of bees THRU ELISER.LIB.SP. ANYMORE MOVIES TO RECOMMEND?

AND DON'T ASK ME WHY I'M SUDDENLY INTO DVDS. IT'S JUST A PHASE I'M GOING THROUGH I GUESS.

GOSH. I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT SINGAPORE IDOL IS BECOMING MORE SUCKY AFTER EACH SEASON. IS LIKE RIDICULOUS. IT SUCKS NOT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE SINGERS (I ADMIT TABITHA IS OK), BUT OF THE JUDGES, GURMIT AND THE PRODUCTION!

GURMIT SUCKS BECAUSE HE ALWAYS MESS UP HIS LINES AND SAY THE WRONG THINGS AT THE WRONG TIME. WHICH IS UNCOMFORTABLE AT TIMES. I KNOW IT'S HARD HOSTING FOR A LIVE SHOW, BUT HE'S BEEN HOSTING S.I. FOR THE PAST 3 SEASONS! HE SHOULD BE BETTER AT THIS? NO? IF IT WAS ME, I WOULD FIRE HIM AND GET DANIEL ONG OR THE FLYING DUTCHMAN TO HOST. THEY ARE BETTER SPEAKERS AND PRESENTERS ANYWAY. AND FUNNY. IMHO, I THINK GURMIT IS OVER-RATED. GOOD FOR COMEDY BUT NOT HOSTING. AND HADY MIRZA IS LIKE CAPTAIN OBVIOUS MUCH? RECITING "MOTIVATIONAL" AND "HELPFUL" QUOTES TIME AND AGAIN. AFTER THAT HE JUST FINDS A CORNER AND RELEKKKKK.

THE JUDGES SUCKS TOO. THEY ARE KINDA REDUNDANT ON THE SHOW. PEOPLE VOTING DON'T REALLY HEED THE JUDGES ADVICE. THEY JUST VOTE FOR WHO IS THE BETTER LOOKING OR WHO IS MORE FAMOUS. AND I HATE KEN LEE. JUST BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND HIM MOST OF THE TIME. IT'S NOT HIS FAULT. IT'S HARD WHEN YOU ARE LABELED SINGAPORE'S SIMON COWELL. YOU NEED TO BE STRICT AND WITTY. YES HE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS . BUT HE IS SURE NOT WITTY. NOR FUNNY. HE IS HOWEVER, SAD, DEPRESSING, STRESSFUL TO LOOK AT. THAT'S THE WAY TO PULL UP THE RATINGS! PUT SOME SULKY MAN IN A SHOW.

IT'S EASY WHEN YOU'RE COMPARING SINGAPORE IDOL AND AMERICAN IDOL. THE STANDARD ARE JUST TOO FAR APART. YES, THE TALENT POOL IN SINGAPORE IS WAY MUCH LOWER. BUT AT LEAST IMPROVE ON THE PRODUCTION OF THE SHOW? AND THE CAST OF THE SHOW?

ANW, NO HATERS PLEASE. I'M JUST VOICING OUT MY OPINION AS A VIEWER.

I MADE MACARONI AND CHEESE BITCHES! DIDN'T WENT TO SCHOOL TODAY. STAYED HOME. AND COOK MACNCHEESE! WITH HOTDOGS AND GARNISHING SAMORE!



IGNORE THE SINK AND OTHER STUFF PLEASE. FOCUS ON THE BEAUTIFUL MACARONI AND CHEESE!

TO BE HONEST, I THINK THIS IS THE SONG OF THE YEAR FOR ME. EVEN THOUGH IT IS A REMIX OF THE OLDER VERSION, THIS IS STILL BADASS.

BLAH. I'VE GOT NO WITTY THINGS TO SAY. I'M SO NOT COOL.

MY BACK IS HURTING LIKE A BITCH. IT GETS REALLY ANNOYING AFTER SOME TIME. LIKE FARHAN'S FACE. UGH. I ASKED BIG MOMMA TO GET KOYOKS FOR ME. SHE'S STILL NOT BACK FROM SOMEWHERE. -_-

THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME WHEN I WENT TO KEIRAN'S HOUSE FOR DEEPAVALI. I LEFT HOME AT AROUND 5-ISH. AND BIG MOMMA CALLED ME AT 8-ISH AND ASKED ME WHERE I WAS. SHE THOUGHT I WENT JOGGING AND GOT WORRIED. -_-. OF ALL THE THINGS I COULD POSSIBLY DO FOR 3 HOURS? JOGGING?? CUTE LA. *FACEPALM*

BLOG IS DEAD. FOR THE MOMENT.

WELL I COULD BLOG ABOUT THE SECURITY GUARD WHO ASKED FOR MY ADMIN CARD BUT I REFUSED TO GIVE IT TO HER AND THEN SHE THREATENED TO CALL THE MANAGEMENT UP BUT IN THE END DIDN'T COS SHE HAS NO BALLS TO BEGIN WITH. WELL IT'S PARTLY MY FAULT COS I WAS PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES IN THE LIBRARY. BUT WHATEVER. SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST MIND HER OWN BLOODY BUSINESS COS I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMMIT!

I HOPE THE LIBRARY MANAGEMENT FIRE HER WHEN I WRITE A LETTER TO THEM ABOUT HOW SHE SEXUALLY HARASSED ME. BITCH.

HOLIDAYS ENDING SOON. FUCKING SIAN!!! BACK TO STUDYING AND STRESSING AGAIN.

ON ANOTHER NOTE, I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JUDGE YOU ON HOW YOU EAT. FUCKING PRETENTIOUS BASTARDS WITH THEIR "OH-SO-ATAS" EATING ETIQUETTE. SO I WAS OUT EATING WITH A BUNCH OF FRIENDS PEOPLE RECENTLY . AND I ORDERED A SEAFOOD PLATTER. THERE WERE PRAWNS WITH THE SHELL ON. SO I STARTED PEELING MY PRAWNS WITH MY FINGERS AS HOW I WOULD USUALLY DO IT. THEN THIS FUCKER GO AND COMMENT SOMETHING LIKE, "YOU SHOULD USE YOUR FORK AND KNIFE TO PEEL IT OFF BLAH BLAH BLAH~".

OH SO THERE IS A RULE NOW? CANNOT PEEL OF SHELLS WITH YOUR HANDS? YOUR MOTHER MAY TORTURE YOU TO SLOWLY PEEL IT OFF WITH A KNIFE AND FORK, WHICH I THINK IT'S STUPID ANYWAYS. MIGHT AS WELL TIE YOUR SHOELACES WITH CHOPSTICKS RIGHT? WHY MUST YOU DO THINGS THE HARD WAY WHEN YOU CAN EASILY USE YOUR FINGERS AND PEEL OFF THE FUCKING SHELL?? SO THAT YOU LOOK MORE ATAS AND PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE BROUGHT UP WELL? TOTAL BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT!!!

MY MOM TAUGHT ME TO ENJOY MY FOOD AND I DON'T FREAKING CARE HOW I EAT AS LONG I'M ENJOYING IT. WELL NOT TO THE EXTENT WHERE I LICK MY FINGERS AND HANDS AND LICK THE PLATES UNTIL IT'S SPARKLING CLEAN LA.. KNOW THE LIMITS PLEASE. JUST EAT APPROPRIATELY WITHOUT BEING SUCH AN ASS. I WILL ALWAYS BE ME. SO DON'T COME TO ME WITH YOUR FUCKED-UP PRETENTIOUS ATTITUDE AND ACT A CLASS ABOVE ME COZ YOU KNOW I KNOW WE KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE BITCH. UGH.

AND GROW A PAIR! AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT NOW, MINE IS BIGGER!

TODAY I RANDOMLY WENT TO SEARCH FOR OVERSEAS UNI ON THE INTERNET. MY GOSH IT'S EXPENSIVE.

BAH. WHY SHOULD I WORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE NOW!!?? I'LL LET THE FUTURE ME FIGURE THAT OUT. =)

A PROPER BITCH POST COMING UP SOON. OR WHENEVER. I GUESS. WHATEVER~ *roll eyes like short, ugly, hairy and chinese bimbos*

WHOOOPS. I HOPE YOU DON'T GET ANY FUNNY IDEA ON WHO AM I REFERRING TO.

I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF YOU ARE FOLLOWING SINGAPORE IDOL. BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SYLTRA LEE WAS VOTED OFF LAST WEEK. THIS IS SO SAD!! SADLY I'M NOT FOLLOWING S.I. COS I HAVE BAND PRACTICE EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. THE FIRST TIME I HEARD OF SYLTRA LEE IS DURING THE PIANO SHOW WHEN SHE SANG BLACK HORSE AND THE CHERRY TREE AND IT WAS AWESOME!

PROOF OF HER AWESOMENESS!





DAMN IT. NOW SOME OTHER LESS TALENTED BUGGER WILL WIN THIS SINGAPORE IDOL. IT'S NOT THAT I REALLY CARE LA WHO WINS THIS.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO A FRIEND NAME KEIRAN.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEIRAN!! PIRANDA NAAL VAAZTHUKKAL TO YOU~ PIRANDA NAAL VAAZTHUKKAL TO YOU~ PIRANDA NAAL VAAZTHUKKAL TO YOU~ PIRANDA...~ NAAL...~ VAAZTHUKKAL...~ TO~ YOU~!

SEE I SANG FOR YOU A BIRTHDAY SONG IN TAMIL. WHAT A GOOD FRIEND I AM. MAKES ME FEEL LIKE JOINING VASAMTHAM STAR! I VANNA VANNA BE A VASAMTHAM STAR~!

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! =)

I PUT ON WEIGHT. TIME TO LOSE IT.

IDIOT

TIPS ON HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR HARI RAYA.


TIP NO. 1 : ALWAYS REMOVE ALL STICKERS, PRICE TAGS, BRAND TAGS FROM THE APPAREL BEFORE YOU EVEN FUCKING WEAR THEM.

TIP NO. 2: ZIP YOUR FUCKING PANTS.

TIP NO. 3: IF YOU SUCK AT MAKING SMALL TALKS, IT'S BETTER TO SHUT THE HELL UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.


I DID NOT MANAGE TO FOLLOW ALL THESE TIPS TODAY. REALISED THERE WAS A "M" STICKER ON THE BACK OF MY COLLAR WHEN I REACHED HOME. I JUST REACHED HOME HALF AN HOUR AGO. FORGOT TO ZIP MY JEANS IN ONE OF THE HOUSES. THANKS TO SISTER FOR TELLING ME. RECEIVED AN AWKWARD SILENCE WHEN I TRIED TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A COUSIN WHOM I DON'T TALK TO SINCE WE WERE BABIES. WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING THEN.

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HELLO.

SO WENT FOR A RUN THE OTHER DAY. AND IT SUCKS. I RAN 3 LAPS AND I FELT LIKE I'M GOING TO FREAKING DIE. ACTUALLY IT WAS 2 AND A HALF COZ I WALK BACK THE WHOLE WAY. I FELT LIKE SHITTING AND VOMITING AT THE SAME TIME. AND I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP. HEAD WAS SPINNING AND I WAS ZONING OUT WHENEVER I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

THIS CONCLUDES, THAT I AM SUPER UNHEALTHY. WELL I LIKE TO DENY IT AND SAY THAT I'M HEALTHY AS A CARROT, BUT I WON'T COZ I'M NOT AS THICK-SKINNED AS SOME OF YOU MAY THINK. THE THOUGHT OF NS SCARES ME A LITTLE NOW. JUST THINKING ABOUT THE RIGOROUS 2 MONTHS OF TRAINING GAVE ME THE CHILLS. WHETHER I'M GOING TO CRUMBLE OR BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF MY SERGEANT. OH SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

HOLY COW HELP ME!!

MIXPOD IS BEING A BITCH! I CAN'T ADD/REMOVE SONGS FROM MY PLAYLIST. IT'S MYYY PLAYLIST GAWDAMIT!! MINE!!

HAPPY 3ND DAY OF RAYA~~ COLLECTION THIS YEAR IS KINDA DISAPPOINTING. DIDN'T REACHED THE $200 MARK LIKE LAST YEAR. I REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO SPEND MY RAYA MONEY... THE FIRST THING THAT POPPED INTO MY MIND WAS TO GET A NEW GUITAR AND GETTING SERIOUS AT IT. LIKE TAKE UP SOME CLASSICAL GUITAR LESSONS OR SOME SORT. GIBSON MAYBE? LOL.

OH MY DAD (WHO I DON'T TALK TO) SAYS HE'S SPONSORING ME DRIVING! OKLA I ASKED HIM TO SPONSOR ME. SPONSOR. SPONSOR. HE JUST GRUNTED. WHICH MEANS YES IN DAD LANGUAGE. WOOOOOOOOO~

AND ONE LAST THING; I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO MY BLOG READERS. =) THOSE FEW OF YOU.. OR MORE.. I DUNNO COZ THERE ARE SOME PROFESSIONAL ASSASSINS LURKING.. THANKS FOR READING! =)

I HATE MALAY!

WOOHOOO I JUST WON A WAR OF WORDS WITH A STUPID RACIST ON GARENA DOTA. WOAH THIS KIND SUPER FIERCE LEI. SHOUTING, "I HATE MALAY DOGS! MUSLIMS GO AND DIE! GO MAKAN BABI!" STILL CAN TYPE IN MALAY LO. THESE KIND OF PEOPLE ARE ALL KEYBOARD WARRIORS. BRAVE BEHIND SCREENS. USING ANONYMITY AS THEIR ONLY LAYER OF DEFENSE. EVEN THE SPARTANS ARE AFRAID OF THEM. BUT SKALI IN REAL LIFE LIKE LOSER THE FACE TAK BOLEH ANGZ! COME TO THINK OF IT, I DON'T KNOW WHY I BOTHER TO ENGAGE. I DON'T THINK HE (THE RACIST) EVEN HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY TO EVEN DEBATE. LAWL


WHAT PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN DIMWITTED RACISTS ARE FLOATING CAPS AND NECK SCARFS!! -_- OK I DON'T REALLY JUDGE PEOPLE ON WHAT THEY WEAR BECAUSE I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO JUDGE ME. BUT IT'S BECOMING A FREAKING PANDEMIC! IT'S BECOMING VON DUTCH ALL OVER AGAIN! GAH!! I DON'T GET NECK SCARFS BECAUSE I DON'T THINK IF YOU'RE IN A COLD ROOM, ONLY YOUR NECK WILL BE THE ONLY BODY PART WHICH WILL GET COLD. WHAT ABOUT YOUR FREAKING ARMS??? AND I'VE SEEN SOME GUY WEARING A NECK SCARF IN SCHOOL AT AROUND 1PM WHERE THE SUN IS UP. GOSH I'D RATHER YOU TAKE THAT SCARF AND MAKE IT INTO A NOOSE AND HANG YOURSELF.


AND FLOATING CAPS!! O...M...G... EVEN MY YOUNGER STEPBROTHERS ARE WEARING THEM. I REALLY CAN'T SEE WHAT IS SO AESTHETICALLY PLEASING AND COOL ABOUT WEARING THEM. MAKES ME SUSPECT THAT YOU'RE HAVING A HUMONGOUS BRAIN TUMOR UNDER THAT CAP OF YOURS. WHICH IN THIS CASE MAKES SENSE AS MOST OF FLOATING CAP USERS ARE SLOW AND MENTALLY-CHALLENGED ANYWAYS. MAT REPS KAN. OH AND I'VE ALSO SEEN SOME INDIANS AND CHINESE BOYS TRYING TO PULL OFF THAT FLOATING CAP LOOK. GOSH.. KILL YOURSELF PLEASE. STICK TO YOUR BELL-BOTTOMS AND "NEWBIE" BRAND T-SHIRTS PLEASE. IT'S NAUSEATING AS IT IS.


AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SPARKED OFF THIS BITCHY RANT!!?! MAYBE IT WAS THAT RACIST ON GARENA. OR MAYBE I ATE TOO MUCH KUEH RAYA. SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 MORE DAYS TO HARI RAYA BITCHES!!! 2 FREAKING DAYS MORE! GONNA PARTAY~!

WOOOO. HARI RAYA SHOPPING IS LIKE CHRISTMAS! SO MANY FINDS! IN TOTAL I'VE GOTTEN 2 NEW PAIR OF JEANS, 2 T-SHIRTS, 1 AWESOME PRINT BACKPACK, 1 SHIRT AND 1 PAIR OF NEW ASICS TIGER SHOES IN WHITE/CHOCOLATE/PEPPERMINT!

AND I'M GIVEN ANOTHER 50 BUCKS TO GO AND GET MY SHIRT FROM UNIQLO JUST BECAUSE I OPENED MY BIG MOUTH. SEE KIDS, IT'S SOMETIMES GOOD TO HAVE A BIG MOUTH. AND A TONGUE FAST AS LIGHTNING LIKE ME! TO TONGUE ALL THOSE RIDICULOUS RHYTHMS IN STAR WARS TRILOGY!

AND YES I'M A SHOW-OFF! BUT I'M BOASTING ABOUT IT ON MY BLOG. PEOPLE CAN CHOOSE TO EITHER READ IT OR NOT. NOT ON FACEBOOK WHERE FRIENDS ARE FORCED TO READ YOUR STATUSES. WELL, I CAN REMOVE YOU FROM MY HOMEPAGE OR EVEN FROM MY FRIEND LIST. BUT BECAUSE I'M SUCH AWESOMENESS, I DON'T WANNA DO SO.

WOOHOOOO~! SHOPPING SPREE TODAY! GOTTA GET THAT. GOTTA GET THAT. GOTTA GET THAT. GOTTA GET THAT THAT THAT THAT THAT. BOOM BOOM BOOM!

BITCH POST!

Some people on facebook really irritates me sometimes. Telling their life stories and telling what they are going to do for the holidays over and over and over and over again on their status. Subliminal boasting much?

If you wanna do that, your awesome friend recommends you to SET UP YOUR OWN BLOG. You can self-indulge about your "fulfilling" life all you want and nobody will care! Not on facebook where your friends are reminded over and over again on how "awesome" your "life" is. I " " the word life because i don't think you have one since you boast every single time when you have the chance? =/

Forgive me if i sound like a sourpuss. But you sound mentally-challenged on facebook. And i think that is incomparable.

Does bitching break my fast? Hmmm...

If i can have a dream job, i would totally be a PERSONAL SHOPPER. For myself. So i shop for myself. Which means i will be self-employed. Cooool.

Sometimes, i get jealous of my brothers. Every Saturday night, they would go out, have a good fun at some club, having the time of their life with their friends, coming home Sunday morning and sleep all the way till afternoon.

Every Saturday night, i would be sitting in front of my laptop watching episodes after episodes of some random sitcom, or facebooking, or something like that. Haih... I wonder how it feels like.

Meh.. My future better be good.

To those of you who wonder, "why is aiman active on facebook, but i don't see him on msn? hmmm.. suspicious suspicious.." It's because, i really don't go on MSN. Coz i've been playing DOTA and if i run MSN, it will lag my game. So yeah..

And yes, i STILL play dota. It just keeps me occupied during the holidays. It's a beng game. And i have 1/4 beng inside of me. SO JYEAH! TIO OWNZ NOOBS!

Band resumes on the coming Monday. FIDAH BREAK FAST TOGETHER!!

GG noobs

OMG I HAVE TO STOP WITH THIS LONG DOTA SESSIONS. I'M AFRAID THAT THE MOTHERBOARD WILL OVERHEAT AGAIN AND I HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO JURONG AGAIN. AND THIS TIME I DON'T HAVE WARANTY ANYMORE.

I MAY BE THE ONLY GUY WHO LIKES SHOPPING LIKE HOW GUYS LOVE SOCCER.

HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. TIME TO SLACK LIKE A PIG AGAIN. MOST PROBABLY NOT WORKING COS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO WORK ALSO. AND DON'T TELL ME MACDONALD'S. MAYBE THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT? SOME JOB JUST DROP ONTO MY LAP? WHO KNOWS.

WHEN THERE IS SCHOOL, WE WISH THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. BUT WHEN WERE HAVING HOLIDAYS, WE WISH SCHOOL STARTS. AND WHEN WE'RE SCHOOLING, WE WISH WE WERE WORKING, BUT WHEN WE START WORKING, WE WISH WE WERE STUDENTS AGAIN. GOTTA LOVE HUMANS.

I HOPE I AM MAKING SENSE.

I THINK MY TUMMY GREW BIGGER. AND IT'S FASTING MONTH. FML.