Ring the alarm!!!! Call ambulance!!

HeheHaha...


My lovely beyonce fell down the steps while singing Ring The Alarm live. How paiseh la.




Even though i'm a fan of hers...... You've got to admit it la. It's kinda funny. Everyone has got a sadistic side to them... -_- Don't act all guai.

HEY!!!


marSHIELA MAJID asked me to do this. Shit la.. Now i have to think 10 things bout my self....


Rules of the game: Each player of this game starts off with ten weird things or habit or little known fact about themselves.People who get tagged must type in a blog of their own ten weird things or habit or little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you must choose SIX people to be tagged and list their names. NO TAG BACKS!

1. I have a RED belt in KARATE when i was in primary school... But quited half way due to pokemons on the weekends... CURSE YOU PIKA PIKA!!!
2. Wanted to be a fireman once when i was 5...
3. Briefs than boxers. Security is EVERYTHING!!!!!
4. Currently can put half of my fist in my mouth... Trying hard to put the whole thing in, but scared cannot take out.
5. Anybody remembered MAT YOYO??? If u do, i acted in it once. But they stopped calling me cos they say my acting sucks. -_- wadever.
6. I YAAWWWNNN alot even though i don't feel sleepy or bored.
7. My right armpit's hair is thicker then my left one. (i know this is abit disgusting, but its the TRUTH!)
8. Favourite ben n jerry's flavour is CHERRY GARCIA. The SEX!!!!!!!!!!! i swear.
9. Signed up for talentime once.. But half way back out coz i dun have the guts...
10. I share the same birthday as Ricky Martin. It sucks to be me....

6 PEOPLE: SHIRLYN , AZAHAR , JACE , ADELE , IZZAH and HENDRA.

MY SIBLINGS ARE NOT INVITED! I KNOW YOU ARE HERE! BUZZ OFFF!

HEY YO!!


Weekends are here again... Dum dee dum... Actually hadi's band playing at cineleisure tomorrow. Hadi invited us.. But dont know want to go anot... Lazy!!! I'm sleep deprived!! I want to sleep till 2pm!! SYIOK! Haiz.. Dunnoe la.


Today, my sister finish early. So we went to SIM to get the infamous milkshake that she kept yapping about. It actually tasted good... Well, for the chocolate milkshake at least. The strawberry one ( which i bought), tasted like cheap ice cream.. THE CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE IS DA BOMB!!!!! Can turn a godiva into any mortals.... NP students are lucky la. Freaking near to SIM. The food there isn't bad either... All the food not above 7 bucks.. Even the western.. Nice nice.... And all the food is HALAL!!!!!! yummay.


Wish i was an Np student...... No LAH..... Sp is fine. Got kfcpizzahutmacnonald. HAHAHAHAH.


O yar.. I'm partially skits-so-fri-nic. (i dunnoe how to spell!!). Took this DISC test my sis gave me to see wads my personality test la... And the results shows i have split personalities... AHAHAHA. ting~tong~. According to the table, she says -.-, when i'm with people, im out going and lively. But when i'm alone alone, i'm cautious and wary... -_-" Really meh? Am i paranoid? Am i??? AM I???? Kidding la walao!!


Haiz.. wadever(anything) la.. Up to you. =DD


Oh i wanna watch SIMPSONS!!!! Heard it's Hilarious. Think should watch.


BYEBYE!

HAIZ.................!!!!


One of the few good reasons why its good to have a blog is....... errr............


I DUNNNOOE??? Hahaha... Haih idiots... Cannot be bothered...

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If you actually understand what the hell im saying, give yourself one tight slap! Piak.

PEPSI COLA ONE TWO THREE!!!!!!! Haiz..... Miss that game.... =((((((

Oopsie

HEY~ Okok. Quick update.


There's a chemistry quiz tomorrow and i seriously need to mug!! Screwed badly on my 2nd quiz. And now its time for redemption!!!! Sianz.


Someone popped a fart in the train today. Damn irritating. You're like enclosed in the freaking train and there is like no where to run ready. SHITHEADS! Be more considerate la!!! Fart before you go board the freaking train!!! That's what i always do~~~ =X


OKAE. GTG!!!





HAHAHA!!


And......




AMAZING!

Heheheh..... Found this mindless-but-fun widget online... They actually counted the number of times i use the word shit , fuck, sexy~~ -_-.. Well, i only got PG-13..... Guess i have to curse more then... =D


CHEESE BALLS!!! haha.


And i typed in JEFFY's blog url too... And suprise suprise.....~

Mingle² -


I hate to say this!! But he sure is a small, innocent little pipsqueak.

Hey.


Haiz..... I dunnoe why, but i get easily pissed off recently. Even the slightest thing like losing a game or fucked up smokers drives me up the wall. Need to cool myself down a bit.. Be less petty. The world is a HAAAPPPY place~~ Someone drug me please...


People like DAVID irritates me. Sometimes u just wanna punch his irritating face. Haiz. *Subconscious: Whats up with me and immigrants man? They either stink or just plain irritating.*


Oh, and tomorrow going zoo for ambassador training again... WOHHOOO... ben & jerry's~~ I wanna try Phish Food.. Never tried it b4... Freak man... Got presentation and stuff.. Nevermind.. I WILL TRY MY BEST... Haha... my primary school motto... Samore there's a test la. As though we don't have enough quizzes already!!!! Na bongs..


Haih... Tomorrow is going to a be a LONG day...


MAGGIETRON & OPTIMUS LUM. Hahahahahaha... At school got never ending feud between this 2 irritating person la. One likes to shout for nothing and the other....... I JUST HATE HIM. Haha.. Then me and firdaus came up with this crap!! HAHAHA... Funneh.. There's also the Thumdriver and Brace Boy comic. LOL!


HAHAHA... Just remembered something... Big Momma just discovered YOUTUBE la.... LOL!!! She watched all her Hikmah shows and other malay shows on it.. Then like sometimes damn irritating la... That day she dragged me out of my room, then say the computer spoil dun have sound, budden she never on the fuggin SPEAKERS!!


Big Momma so high tech.


Random: To tell you the truth, i dun like poly that much. I like the PAST better than ever. But too bad lo. I must make do with wad i have... =( Sad.... Emo.....


*ended his life on the black alley with his last breath whispered ill miss you~~*


WHAD EVERR!

HOLA amigos and amigodettes..


Went to watch Harry Potter~~ With amirazafuadhaditampoi. OKAY la. I shan't lie. Actually planned to watch at CWP, but watch at town instead.. Coz CWP unglam... HAHAHA.. Shuddup firdaus!!! Its inside joke ppl. Sorry if cannot understand.


Okay la, Harry Potter ain't that bad..... If u read the book, i guess you will be abit disappointed. Coz they didn't really CUT and PASTE the whole book to the screens... That's wad the emo mofo said....


Shit. Need to study. Haiz.. Even though i got test this friday, i still can relax abit and WATCH a MOVIE.. Hinting someone...


Okae Nites! Blog next time when i got more things to say!!!

And she says : " mengaper si dong!! sanget BANNGet"

HEY HO. LETS GO!!!


Cant blog much. There's 2 quizzes coming up. And the first one is tomoro. So need to chiong and study.


I think i irritated alot of people today. Coz i feel so effing restless, then i irritate people. And i say alot of wrong things too. Not like emo stuffs... Like random stuffs which i never phrase properly.. Then it meant a WHOLE different thing... so.... SORRY you worthless son of a MOFO's... HAHAAHAHAHHAAHA. =P


Oh, and you knoe something. One of the legal immigrant that came here actually qualified to go NTU la... Like, GOOD la! I think alot of people were actually......... HAPPY that he's leaving.. Keep saying there is less competition. True true... *Nods head*


And also, OCTAVIA cracks lame jokes today la. -_-. Like really lame jokes made from batam or something... HAIZ. Good effort octa! *smiles sincerely~~*


Okokok. I need to go. BYEBYE

Hi.


Yea yea.. Just stopping by to say LIFE CAN BE SO UNFAIR. Thats all.


Ciao.

TADAAA~

HOOT HOOT!


TODAY. Which is friday. Met up with HADI. Who is my friend. Went to school together. Talked and bitched, all the way. I really really really hope to watch HARRY POTTER by next week. I already missed watching transformers. But nehmind.... can dnwoaold.. HAHA. Ouh yea. Farhan brought TRANSFORMERS : The Game to school today. WOHOOO.... Fun Fun.. Superb graphics!! But unfortunately, my laptop cant take in much of the good stuff.. HYPERLERLY LAG.


Even though i changed it to the smallest resolution, it still LAAAAAAGGGGGGGG............. Optimus Prime moved like a crippling grandmother who is about to fall and die. Bumble bee moved as though as he had fits. HAIZ... laglaglaglaglaglaglag... But fun lar.. COOL ROBOTS.


HAIH. SP Band rejected me. I send them an email, say i wanna join band la. But they say intake is currently closed. Wait for next year.. Too bad lor. No tuba for me. Really miss playing in the band.. HOKAE. Enough of emoing.


Errr... what else..... O YA! Thank God Its Friday!!!??!?!!?!?!? Long hours of sleep!! Prata!!!! Nasi Lemak!!!!!! Hindustan Movies!!!!!!!


Wohhooooo... Getting new shirt. http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/index.php?mode=HMT.
Getting Mr Stoner. Hadi's getting Mr Cheater. HAHAHAAHA. Hope can fit me!! Grrr.

Hi.


Took train to school. Once in a while. See all the "never bath" faces freshens me up. Missed the crampness in the train. U know when the train is full, people are all cramped up together, and you have like no choice but to stand in front of you face to face until one of us reaches our station... HAHAHAH. That happen to me today. Train freaking cramped up. Got this guy stand in front of me like 10cm apart oni.


Then he got like no choice but to face my FACE. HAHAHA... I pity him for staring at my face too long. Haiya. Traumatised ready la~ I also had to stare at his face. Then notice the nose hair growing out from his nose.. Ewww.... Freaking tempted to pluck it off la!!! Kidding...... -_-
Then i finally dropped of at Dover..


Today finish school early. Decided to go home and SLEEP. Syiok siol. Btw walked home. I saw this freaking disgusting bird head on the ground.. And its yellow in colour la!! Ewww... I almost stepped on it with my havaianas. But luckily never... HENG. I always have this phobia of Dead decomposing animals and RATS! Fcuking disgusting!!!!!! Hope never see anything like this again.

Lovestoned

HELLO. Quick post. And i'm off.


Helluva yeah!!! Okay. I really think that Justin Timberlake's latest album is freaking good la. ALL of his songs are nice. Not like some album u noe, only like 2 to 3 songs which rock your socks. Then after you bought it, felt regret. Anyway, my FAVOURITE jt song music video is OUT!!!!




Wohoo~ I know the quality like shit. It will really look cool on a LCD tv or something.. But who the hell cares man. Feel like dancing every time i listen to this song la. But my dance cannot make it. I'll look like desperate hippo trying hopelessly to scratch my back! LOL.


Okok. Back to work. Friday ponteng school then miss a WHOLE chapter on AE&E. Haiz. Samore got manymanymanymanymany reports here and there.


Ciao.

haha.. random random..


TRANSVESTITES : MEN IN DISGUISE~ lol.


Just came up in my mind. Random. And i have YET to watch transformers! No one wanna watch with me..... =( Harry Potter coming out. Simpsons the movie oso coming out. Money never coming in.


Have a good day people!!

HAIZ

wish im back in secondary school. life was so fun and carefree. I WANT TO GO BACK TO SECONDARY SCHOOL AND NEVER GROW UP!


Haiz.

HALO.


Today went zoo for ambassador training.. YAY. I can spell ambassador. Must do at least something something hours of volunteering work to pass my Character Development module. So my class decided to go ZOO instead for volunteer work. SOUNDS fun rite? Thoughts of feeding the animals and cleaning up animals came to mind. But no...... -_- Must go promote conservation and act as a tour guide for tourists... SAD.


Okae la. Its not THAT bad, practice on public speaking ( which i hate..). Work in the zoo.. Can la can la. -_-


So met up at Chua chu kang at ard 8. So disappointed that all the girls cant come. Remember OCTAVIA? She last minute say sick. Such a liar. Can tell from her batam face. LOL. So yeah, its a boys day out. Almost all so enthu about the LIVE EARTH... Decided to wear green...


Reach zoo ready, talk talk talk brief brief BRIEFS. Go briefing must wear briefs.. HAHAHA.. Ok.. random spasm. Sorry. So anyway, ya la... Talk bout what were going to do for the next 6 weeks..


LOL. Oh and did you know?


AH MENG ALMOST DIED OF CONSTIPATION ONCE?? HAHAHA.


What an unglam way to die la. That thing so famous, then died of a stupid reason!! Then the zoo keeper said, there was blood all over her cage.. eww. SAD.... but funny at the same time!! HAHAHAAAHA. Just imagine la! U TRYING SO HARD TO PUSH THAT THING OUT. THEN YOU EXPLODE!! LOL! Then the zoo keeper said they give Eu Yang Sang medicine, then can ready.. So high class man... Eu Yang Sang... Haiz.. that made my day la.. Thanks ah meng.


Then went to the post mortem room.. Saw this real-life(i mean dead) python!! COOL.. It was kept in the cold room for further studies and find out the cause of death... HAHA. Like CSI sia.. CSI: ZOO. HAHAHA =P... Then saw this dead baby chimpanzee in a bottle. Creepy sia. U noe like foetus in the bottle filled with yellowish liquid? Like that la... Brrr.


WOHOO. Then went for lunch! OMG. Everything is discounted la if ure a staff!!! KFC 15% off!! Cheers 15% off!! Ben & Jerry's!!!! *drum roll* 30% off!!!!! WTH.. Thats like $2.95 per scoop!! %%*&^(*&)&R&*(*^! Cherry Garcia & Cookie Dough for me man!!

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RANDOM:

1) Went dinner with Farhan & Andy lala a CP banquet. Ate Double Fish Ban Mian.

2) Watching LIVE EARTH. Do your part people. Practice safe sex!

3) nipples are active today. so sensitive.

HOW?

Heyy..


Grr.. Sorry never blog. Eeee... i sound like....... one of them... Ok nvm.


Haiz... HEART PAIN. My chemistry test get 25.5/50 oni!! Fuck! And all coz of CARELESS MISTAKES!!! Does anybody know how to overcome this shit anot??? Everytime liddat lah!!! And this time it cost me a really bad grade for my quiz.. REALLY BAD!


Hur. Sorry for this uninspired post. Bad mood bad mood... Samore got quiz tomorrow again. AGAIN. never-ending. And this time round i'll use a microscope to check for any mistakes. PROMISE!


just to lighten up spirits......


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


HAHAHAHAHAH..... Okae.. 0.001% happy.

Finders keepers, losers can go home dig nose one corner.

Hi.


Ewww... Hate this feeling. Feeling of slacking. This weekend, play games and games and games and games... If not dota, its minesweeper or something.. HAIZ... emo.. BTW, Granado Espada is addictive.. Seriously. If u dont wanna get stuck with it... dun plae.


Haiz. On the brighter side, ive gotten myself a new cheapo mouse, new calculator (lost mine.. -_-), and a spanking new thumbdrive!! So nice!


And to add a cherry on top, ive found $4 lying on the floor all crumpled up! I was walking home alone from Causeway point, listening to zenraidah (yes ppl i name my mp3 after a "beautiful" teacher! LOL *cross fingers*), then i found 2 notes of $2... WOHOOO!!!! Heng heng. Be it a lesson to him. Man created WALLETS so you can put your money in it! Not stuffing money in your pockets! Huahuahua. You know i can buy 2 plates of cutlet chicken rice at foodcourt 3??? HAHAHA. Yea.


Ciao.

Imagine mozart killing over-sized spiders!!

YO!


Recently tried Granado Espada.. Wohoo fun fun.. Kinda like World of warcraft. But the theme for GE is more Baroque kinda like.. Best of all, NO NEED TO PAY.. At least for now i think... Cos they also need to make a living rite??? GO TRY Granado Espada!! Then i add u... Then we can fight the forces of evil together!!!! yea...


Even my sister playing it la.. Thats how good it is. HAHAH!


Haha... weekends are here again.. Time to go stock up on my fats again.. LOL. Seriously la. Weekends are always filled with good food. In my household at least. Like every hour got new food popping out from somewhere. Be it the kitchen or the toilet........ Ok just kiddin! Haiz..... Beginning to think ill never grow skinny. NEVER!


Ok. Time to neglect my studies for Granado Espada~ Haha... Sound like an ice cream flavour
from Haagen Daz... Nyum.