IDIOT

TIPS ON HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR HARI RAYA.


TIP NO. 1 : ALWAYS REMOVE ALL STICKERS, PRICE TAGS, BRAND TAGS FROM THE APPAREL BEFORE YOU EVEN FUCKING WEAR THEM.

TIP NO. 2: ZIP YOUR FUCKING PANTS.

TIP NO. 3: IF YOU SUCK AT MAKING SMALL TALKS, IT'S BETTER TO SHUT THE HELL UP IN THE FIRST PLACE.


I DID NOT MANAGE TO FOLLOW ALL THESE TIPS TODAY. REALISED THERE WAS A "M" STICKER ON THE BACK OF MY COLLAR WHEN I REACHED HOME. I JUST REACHED HOME HALF AN HOUR AGO. FORGOT TO ZIP MY JEANS IN ONE OF THE HOUSES. THANKS TO SISTER FOR TELLING ME. RECEIVED AN AWKWARD SILENCE WHEN I TRIED TO START A CONVERSATION WITH A COUSIN WHOM I DON'T TALK TO SINCE WE WERE BABIES. WE WEREN'T EVEN TALKING THEN.

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