HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. TIME TO SLACK LIKE A PIG AGAIN. MOST PROBABLY NOT WORKING COS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO WORK ALSO. AND DON'T TELL ME MACDONALD'S. MAYBE THIS YEAR IS DIFFERENT? SOME JOB JUST DROP ONTO MY LAP? WHO KNOWS.

WHEN THERE IS SCHOOL, WE WISH THAT THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE. BUT WHEN WERE HAVING HOLIDAYS, WE WISH SCHOOL STARTS. AND WHEN WE'RE SCHOOLING, WE WISH WE WERE WORKING, BUT WHEN WE START WORKING, WE WISH WE WERE STUDENTS AGAIN. GOTTA LOVE HUMANS.

I HOPE I AM MAKING SENSE.