Hey



The 3 seniors for the tuba section outside VCH!! Apparently there was alot of Year 2 girls before i joined band, and they suddenly left band right after i join! -_- Now Jun Wen said i chase away all the girls.. =( How can i chase away the girls??!?!?! They don't even know me and vice versa..


=P


Bye

Hey.


Wah RP released their results damn early la... And CONGRATS to Koh Chee Hwee Jeffery for getting the honour rolls... AGAIN... HAHAHA... I can't believe his chinese name means "WISE". HAHAHA... Cannot make it...


Haih... And for my results... I'm really hoping to get GPA of 2.708 or above to maintain a B grade... This semester really SUCK!!?! for me... How i wish to go to RP right now... Just to feel A's again... =((( Ok stop it.


Watch Bleach again!!! Now on episode 123! Gotta catch-up with Fir... HAHA...


Bye. (and the "check spelling" function really not working.. plees mine mai spallling. If any =p)

Hey.


Basically im living the life of a slacker now... Waking everyday having NO IDEA what to do next!! I want to start school!!! No i'm serious. If not stay at home slack do nothing laze around... And i told Jeff i dont even dare to look at the weighing machine. HAHA.


Sian sian sian... And MAROON 5 is coming to singapore!! This march... But i got no money to go watch.. =( Guess i have to turn on the radio and try to win their games....


Haih... Im trying to make myself useful by planning 5N1 outing... Maybe to Sakura International Buffet... I dont wanna plan chalet coz it's too freaking troublesome... Plan barbaque already like planning for someone's wedding.. So ma fan.


Ah... blogging for the sake of updating..


BYE.

Hey


WOOH~ Survivor is back!! My favourite reality show of ALL-TIME! amazing race comes in second for me. =p


This season they bringing back the FAVOURITE contestants throughout the previous 15 seasons vs the FANS who are like me, who reach orgasm whenever immunity challenges begins. JOKING!! I just love tele-matches! And they brought back YAO-MAN!! The apek at block 123 drinking kopi-o. If singapore got survivor i wanna join!!!!


~~Survivor : TAF club~~ beat those flabs!


Anyway skipped band today. So lazy... Went to dinner with syahir and elvis, after that went cold storage elvis blanja 1 donut! Ahaha... Sina-mon flavour. And after that went back home.


Yeayea im a bum. WORT-EVAH!


Bye.

Hey.


So yesterday evening was the beginning of band again... Then they announce to go to Beijing this June if there is enough people going... I WANNA GO TO CHINA!!! But u know la, got so many restrictions and stuff. Go china sure got babi left, right, up, down. Food will be a problem... Then elvis said going to Great Wall of China too... TELL ME WHO DONT WANT TO GO???


Haih.


Bye.

Hey.


Decided to cut my hair today... And guess what i wear to the salon? MY SECONDARY SCHOOL P.E. SHIRT!! So can get student price!! HAHAHAHAHA... Student price $8 adult price $12.. Save $4 okay!


Tips and trick when cutting your hair: Wear P.E. shirt!


Anyway now i know it's better for me to keep my hair short rather than leave it long..


Bye.

Hey.


My activities today:

Watch Bleach non-stop online.
Watch Survivor micronesia online.
Non-stop surfing for tabs.
Currently learning Your Guardian Angel by R.J.S.A (go figure.) tabs.
Currently learning You And Me by Lifehouse tabs.
Trying out VIWAWA. (so cheena.. mahjong, big 2. haha)


And i noticed all japanese anime talks crap all the time... Gets on your nerves sometimes. For example,

Raioma: Kendo, Looks deep inside your heart, feel the power of our friendship!!

*Suddenly Kendo starts to glow and yell unnecessarrily.*

And SUDDENLY Kendo becomes strong like OMGWTF!! -_- Default anime style. And not to mention there's ALWAYS a pitiful, big-breasted, kawaii female character who's role is just to CRY non-stop and suppose to like give encouragement to the lead character. And whenever she turns around her breast will like lag behind for a few seconds.. HAHAHAHAHA..


Haih.. I seriously need to get out of the house.. PRONTO!


Bye!

Hey.


I had the weirdest dream up to date la.. HAHAHA.. I dreamt about me and farhan robbing a bank! LOL! Then we both crawl under lasers.. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.... Apparently the lasers are so close to the ground, and i remembered squeezing like crazy to pass through... After that farhan go and hit one laser beam then the alarm rang and then the police came... Then the police caught us! And i remembered we kena expel from SP! Then we plan to go NP.. After that Big Momma woke me up. HAHAHAHA!!! Fucking weird dream la! Like WTF!! *smacks forehead*


Come to think of it, i wonder why i never go OVER the lasers when its so low to the ground.. -_-"


One of the most clearest and weirdest dream i had man...


BYE!

Haha... Got this off Elvis' blogg...


44 words

Touch Typing online

Yea i know.... this is the maximum i can go ready.. And the fact that i have sausage fingers.. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. Try it.

Hey.


I had a woderful day today! I woke up feeling all happy and gleeful. As i yawned and scratched my butt happily, i skipped to the kitchen to see what Big Momma cooked. Ouh great! Yesterday's scrumptious Curry Dhal and Sambal Goreng leftovers!! Yipee. I then happily skipped back to my room feeling all warm and fuzzy inside.


As i sat down on my bed while clearing my eye shit and wiping it on my sleeves, i thought to myself what should i do next. With a finger on my cheek and the other arm folded, i thought to myself should i bathe so i can be all clean and nice smelling ^-^V? Or should i on my laptop and play till nighttime? Oh well~


%&*^*(^&(*%^&*&)(*)(*!^&*^(*(*_!!!!


0('*_*')0


BORED! I NEED TO GO OUT!! And the "check spelling" function on this blog is NOT WORKING! Now how to learn spelling you tell me!! GRR! >=(


Cheerios. V(^o^)V

Hey


WISHING ALL MY CHEENA FRIENDS HAPPY CHEENA NEW YEAR!!! GONG XI GONG XI! DONG DONG CHENG~ DONG DONG CHENG~!

Remember bak kwa is fattening.

Bye!

Hey.


Just wanna say that MARIAH CAREY reminds me of a FAT COW. =)))


Tata sauce.

Hey.


Life has been so boring without my laptop... Everything's so slow with this pathetic pc... I miss my music, i miss my photos (truckloads of beyonce pics ALL GONE!), i miss my videos, i miss my games. Most of all i miss my MUSIC!! Haih... Had to dust off my xbox and play X-Men: Legends.


Ok i shall stop being sad and pitiful. Must be happpieee.... =)))))))) I like big BUTTS and cannot lie.. Serious lo. I really like big butts. Like oh~ my~ gawd~ lah!


And to pei shan, mag, ps and kiwi.... OOHH~~ MY LOVE~~ MY DARLING~~ I SURE DO BADLY FOR MY PAPERS~~


Bye! =D

i. like. big. BUTTS and i cannot lie~!!!!

Hey.


SUPER SIAN!!! Finally finish exams, budden laptop SPOIL!! KNNCCB... WHY GOD WHY??!!!
I'm so the most unluckiset person in the world la!


GRRR. So here's the problem, when i on my lappie, it said some file is missing... what system32/config/wadeveriswrongwithulappie!!!//: Now i have to use my 64MB RAM desktop which loads like 1 minute on every fresh page... -_-" Now i can't do anything....


Maths paper was okay... Realised a few careless mistakes... But was do-able...


SIANSIANSIAN!!!

Hey.


So, i've been calculating on my calculator... In order for me to maintain a GPA of at least 3.0, i need to get a GPA of 2.708... Wah sian... Everybody knows i hate this semester.


Havent find a job yet... Hmm... I dunnoe where to work also... Don't feel like working also... Anyone tell me where to work!! Starbucks? Pizza Hut? Changi? Geylang? I dont have working experience also... I remembered working at Macdonalds and they fired me on the first day cos i don't even know how to mop the floor. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... Like pathetic la...


Darn... I can tell maths and cppb paper will be a goner... GONE-D!


Bye.

Hey...


Got CUTE videos from youtube. Just thought of sharing. hehehe.



These 2 cats are talking to each other.. AHAHA.




Freaking cute!

And my favourite..........



HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!


Bye.

Hey.


YAY! One paper down. 3 more to go... I cant believe that my friend from SMA (FRIEND. SMA. shuddup fir.) only need to sit for 1 paper la. Grrr... And tomorrow is microbio paper... Detests microbio. Lucky i never get into a biotech or a biomed course... I'd rather lick all the E. Coli and Salmonella and died of tongue infection which blocked my air passage rather than taking a 3 year bio course la.. Bluek...


So, just received this email from someone today... And i just won like USD250000!!!


(click to enlarge la bodoh.)


OMG~~~~ Here's what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna email them my personal particulars. Then i'm gonna email them my bank account number. Then i'm gonna deposit a few thousands dollars to them for trust reasons. Then i'll wait for 80 YEARS for them to transfer my $250000. -_-


I wonder who still believe this "omg-money-drop-from-the-skies" theory... People who believes this shit either lives under a rock or have an IQ of below 1.. Maybe HONG LUM does... Huahaha...


BYE.

Hey.


THE EARTH KINGDOM HAS FALLEN LO!!! Like wtf la...


Bye.

Second post of the day...

Like no fucking mood to study lo. I've been watching AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER~~ Cool cartoon!! And i'm onto the second season already... Book of earth~ Yeap... After i found out i lost my chem notes, i'm like on AVATAR marathon la.. Episodes after episodes after episodes.. Maybe i'll watch Gossip Girl later.. Screw IOCHEM and yay GOSSIP GIRL! gossipgossipgossipgossip. And this font size totally rocks!!!! Maybe blind people will grow new eyes after reading my blog. I wish i could make it BIGGER! The BIGGER THE BETTER! Just like boobies and booties. Nevermind if suffocated by those boobies, at least i'll go heaven and get celestial boobs. FOOH! On cloud 9. WAHAHAHAHAHHA. Corny.

You know you love me......... XOXO...... Gossip Girl~~

HEY.


I LOST MY FREAKING CHEMISTRY NOTES!!!! FUCK!!!!!!


As if my grades are not as bad as it is already!!! I HAD to lost it! Wtf is this sia!! Tuesday exams, and how am i gonna get it back la!


fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!


Tell me how my hair never fall off!

Hey.


AMERICAN IDOL IS BACK!!! WEEEHOOO! ~~ Nooooo sex allowwwed~~~~


I'm beginning to think that my cough is kinda serious... Already 2 weeks and is still not cured. Bought all kinda cough syrup... No effect sia... HAIH!


Exams starts next weeks.. Woopedeedoo.~ -_-


Bye.

Hey.


Blog before i actually STUDY!


Today BAD MOOD. Failed my chemistry!! CCB! 24/50... I studied for this test okay... And aiming for an "A"... Then came back results like SHIT. While i study hard, people who never study just copy other people's paper and VOILA! they pass with good marks! MIRACLE DO HAPPEN!? At the end of the freaking day, it's all about the marks lo... Lecturers never grade you on how hardworking you are... I wonder why i even BOTHER to study.


NOTE TO EVERYONE IN 01/02: I'M NOT REFERING TO ANY OF YOU. I'M JUST SAYING. IF YOU GUYS "TERASER", THEN THAT'S YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM. =)


We actually played block catching before chemistry class. HAHAHAHA.. Then kena scolded by this indian lecturer... Come to think of it, WHAT THE HELL ARE A GROUP OF 18/19/20 YEAR OLDS THINKING PLAYING BLOCK CATCHING?? Haiz. deprived.


Bye.

Hey




Went to pool with azahar, amir and fuad today... Just a normal bitched-up gathering... Talk crap and update ourselves with new girlfriends, school life, family life blahblahblah... We should meet up more often...


Blah, then i had this fantastic idea of going back to chong pang to reminisce about the pass... (thanks fir ;p). Head down to chong pang kfc for dinner... Too bad transformers not working there anymore... Then we headed to northpoint (bitches hangout!) and walkwalk around popular like we did... Walk t magazine section and talked about how ugly britney spears was and how hot heidi klum was!! Then went to the toy section and looked at tamiya cars... AHAHA... Went over to barbie section and pressed all the buttons to hear the songs.. Losers...


Haih.


One more week till exams!?! And i haven't even start revising... %&*%&*&)(&)(&


Bye!

Hey


TGIF!!! Talking giraffes is funny... Takleh Garok (cannot scratch) In Front... Tits Grow If Fondled... HAHAHAHA.~~~*()@&*(@)&!^&*!^&!*)(


So after school went to jurong east like RANDOMLY with fir and cliff... Cliff wanted to cut hair but he wanted to shit. So didn't cut is hair cos scared half way shit. HAHAHA. bodoh mat rep.


O yah... Just now i saw nathaniel ho in the train... playing psp... hahaha.. Stupid... celebrity already still take train... Go buy car la! Waste mrt space only. -_- Normal people like me have to suffer lesser space and lesser oxygen because of one extra person la! ARRGGHH!!!??!


Got nothing to write actually... Siansian...


BYE.

Hey.


Yay. No more test for this week... FOR THIS WEEK! Next week got test again... The next next week EXAMS!! Like crazy la..


And i find it irritating when someone who reads your blog, reads your entry out loud to you... Sarcastically. Yes yes.. Everybody knows you can read! Good job!! =DD Another great leap for mankind!!! -_- .... ~~Like so irritating CAN..?~~ * whiffs off my imaginary fringe like a bimbotic twit* Ahahahaha. Spasm mode.


Went to dinner with that kenneth and xin ni at Pizza Hut... I bought an ice-cream brownie... Half-way thru eating it, felt GUILTY cos it's FUCKENED sweet and fattening.. But ate it all anyway... Having this BAD cough rite now... I can feel the phlegm forming in my throat already... Gosh. I admit i'm unhealthy... Didn't exercise for kabonker years already... Falling sick more often now.... HAIZ!! Blame everything on studies and never ending tests!!! (good excuse.)


I wanna go liposuction.... =( KIDDING!


Bye!!

Hey.


Today i went abit kookoo!?! After cppb test, i went around to farhan and pluck his bulu (Err. body hair?)... Like randomly... Coz cppb test was tough! Then freaking stressed la!!! After that i took his long ruler and beat him for no reason.. After that i went to play with the aircon.... Then come out of class go and shout at firdaus, hanafi, kenneth they all.... Then after i did all of this stupid stuffs, i remembered my BITCHES way back in secondary school.... =((( Emo la... Remembered how i pluck jeffy's hair from his hairy arm, then he will always whine at me... Then go and poke azahar 3d mole under his nose... Then i always beat hadi the whore... Make fun of amir's stretched nose and fuad's bunny teeth... HAIZ!!! I miss 5N1!!!!!!! When 5n1 chalet???????????????????? Jeffery go and plan!


Sp '01 class chalet is at the end of February~~~ Can't wait!!! 02 losers la... I heard they planning go KBOX (pfft!) for this coming holidays... Like so cheena la kbox.. Ee.. Firadus, pradheep and maybe keiran are welcome to join the '01 chalet.... the rest of '02 can go croak at kbox.


Ok bye.

Hey.


Concert OVER... Which means no more band practice for awhile... Until april i hope. =X


Overall, concert performance okay i guess... My uncle, who was a music director of singapore police force band~~ (cheychey) came to watch my concert... He said our band did not sound as one.. =(( I can't argue i guess... People went overseas and study music... Just have to agree...


Then just now i FORGOT to bring my socks to vch!!! knnccb! I was wearing my havaiianas to vch, then when i was about to change, i realised i'd left my socks in the band room!! How stupid can i get sia... I think i have some jynx with socks.. I remembered i had to wear my white socks cos i forgot to bring my black socks for SYF 2005! SYF YOU KNOW!!!! Then i no choice never wear any socks... Blisters bliss.

That's siang hong, jun wen and ME... The 3 year one tubists.. Siang hong hates this picture cos his mouth was wide open. lol..

Better i guess...


Haih. Finally... Can don't bother about band anymore and bother more to my neglected studies!! Cppb! Engine. maths! Bioloshit! Darn...


And thanks taufiq for attending my band's concert! =))))))))


Bye!

Hey.


TOMORROW CONCERT!!! Excited...


TAUFIQ! Don't seat too infront... Coz then u need to lift your head abit.. Then fucking uncomfortable.. So seat at the middle section or the back section...


So excited i dunnoe what to blog about ready! @.@


BYE!

Hey


HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR!!!


Hmmm...... What happen to me for this pass few days?? 29 december to 2nd january stayed at home.. Like loser la. I wanna go out watch fireworks, but all lazy to go out. -_-. So unenthu... Welcomed he new year by rolling on my bed reading comics.. HAHAHA... Full Metal Alchemist nice luh... Heard people outside my house screaming and yelling like dogs having muscle spasms when the clock strikes 12 on new year... Freaking irritating!! You shout shout shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!?!" got money take meh?? Next thing you know, you're at 7-eleven buying strepsils.. All these people BODOH! Stupid fool....


Then tomorrow dilemma... Got bio test at 5.30-6.30.... But must reach victoria concert hall at 6.45 for concert rehearsals... KNNCCB... Sian...


I like daydreaming and sleeping.. My daydreaming topic is always about being rich.. LOL. This is random... Then everyday i wake up wear robe and drink freshly brewed coffee.. Then my wife outside swimming in the pool wearing bikini.. I want my wife to have a 36B.. Don't want big big.. Later i suffocate. Then the butt must be big like beyonce... Can have more babies... HAIZ.... Then go have hi-tea~ I seriously don't get hi-tea.. What the hell is that??? What do u do in a hi-tea session?? Sounds like a drug.


Okok... Need to study.


ByE!!!!