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YO! yoyo~ YO Babe.. YO? yo lar! yo chu kang. Ok i'll stop it.

Today crazy day. Everyone hyper. Alot of people down with flu la. But hyper. So exhausting if you hyper for a long time. Like you laugh non-stop then your mouth tired(mine xtra tired coz bigger mah! need more effort.), then your stomach also tired(mine also xtra tired.coz got fats -_-).

So lame la today, got one girl in class very crazy one. Beginning of lecture she called me, then i turn behind.. Then she.....

Pei Shan: Atrocious Aiman!

Aiman: Smelly Shan! Shuddup lar...

Then she went on a laughing spree.. Then go around class , relating a word to their name.. -_-"

Like... Disastrous David, Kiasu Kwee Yee, Condom Clifford..... Lame la.. Never met a girl as hyper as her..... SERIOUS. I think she took too much Panadol Menstrual ready....Then went kuku... Haiz....

Ouhouhouh... HUAHUAHUA!! Just now at lunch i so lame la... Lols.. I don't want to eat. So i sit there only la.. never do anything.. Then i feel bored readi. Then i talked to my friend...

Aiman: Eh taufik, you know why that shop so deserted anot?? *points to a shop*

Taufik: *blank* err... dunnoe... why??

Aiman: Coz that shop sell desserts mah thats why deserted.... HUAHUAHUAHUA.

Taufik: Lame la you.... (but continues laughing... -_-)

......... HUAHUAHUA.... Today full of lameness.. So FUN!

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Random:

1)Tomorrow vesak day~~~~~!!!!! Just a taste of the holiday season... The REAL thing is next 2 weeks..

2)Bye jeffy! Hope you go penang and find a penangese wife! HUAHUAHUA. =P

3)

Me with my shrek ears.. kena chased out by librarian coz she saw me posing on the table.... CURSE YOU AUNTY!!!!

WEE weet~

HI!


Today posting early coz need to study for CPPA.. And you know wad.. I've got 35/50 for my ap chem la! On the spot! Wohoo~. Not the best in class (duh), but its a good start, considering its my first ever quiz in SP. The highest was the legal immigrant from bintan, who got 48.5/50.


Haiz.. Today was a tiring day.. Coz very packed.. But its all worthwhile when you see MISS CLAIRE NG HUI TING face for the last lecture of the day la.. I tell you Miss Ng is SOOO~~~ pretty.. GAJILLION times better the Miss Zuraibongs..


Miss Ng got the cute korean thing going for her.. Plus, her slang is SOOOO adorable!! She is the local version of Liv Tyler la. HUAHUAHUA. =P


Haiz... Walking in the room, with the weight of the world on your shoulder, suddenly turned into a fluff of feathers when i hear her voice.. Meltz...


Okok.. Enough!!! Need to mug! TAta.

WEEEEE~~~~~!!!!!!!!?????>>>>>>{{{{{}}}}}} -_-

Hie..


Yay.. School started again.. I MISS MY FRIENDS!!! Just like how i miss my friends back in secondary school when it's June holidays. HAHA. I'm not lying.


Awww!!! So sweet~ yea yea...


Okay.. School started.. Homework's piling in before holidays come again.. No surprises la.
But wouldn't it be nice if cadbury chocolate piled on top of me instead of homework!! Haha..
Wouldn't it be nice if the world is Cadbury~ Lalalala lalala~ ahem*


HAIZ. O yeah. Dunnoe what has gotten into Xin Ni today.. But when she completed her personal e-portfolio homework, she was LITERALLY jumping with joy!! She like suddenly like burst into happiness and like JUMPING UP AND DOWN for like a few seconds la!!!!


Can you guys just imagine??? I'm like stunned she did that!!! Like out of no where SUDDENLY got fireworks. FREAKING RANDOM.


Weirdness.....

I need the love doctor!!

Hye!!


So these few days have been the suckiest days of 2007 so far... I'm down with the flu, sore eyes AND sore throat!! Feeling like shit right now.. And guess what.. I'm at the library to meet up with shahrizal and azahar later... Even though i'm sick like hell... idiot!


At first they planned to go bugis. But no one wanna go.. Then they planned to go library.. I still don't know why i accepted to come... Gosh.. And now they say they will be coming late!!!! IDIOTS! I've been punk'd!


Shit la. next week got 2 quizzes. And i haven't even revised anything la.. This week is full of slacking and sickness.. Such a shitty week.. Even though its's e-learning week..


O yes!!! thinking of getting the ZEN NEEON 2.. I think it looks cool la. And most of all.. Its quite cheap.... comparing with other mp3 players.. It's around $1oo to $160 i think.. I think its worth it!!! HAHAHA.

Shoo... I will spray insecticide at you!!!

HALOOO... this entry will be random.


Heys.. Gotta admit.. Staying at home.. Can be BORING!! Ya la, can wake up late and all... But like no activity liddat. Samore there's nothing to talk about... Coz nothing happened...


O yar, my eldest brother is back to live with us again.. Think he and his girlfriend got into a fight or something.. Well i think he is just a waste of space... And food. Coz go an extra mouth to feed.. Which means less food for me!!! Damn..


I'm currently sleeping in his USED-TO-BE room, since he moved out. And I'm NOT moving out of this room coz it's officially MINE!!! If he tries to move in, i'll tell him to SUCK MY ASIAN DICK!(huahuahua long time never use that phrase..)


DAMN lar. I cannot go to the COCA COLA plant visit. Coz last minute no space for me. FUG!!!!
I oredi bought 10 sticks of mentos la.. All want to throw inside the coke tank.. Then got EXPLOSION!!!! Then BOOOOMMM!!!!!!

Old, Dirty, Lecherous, Sick

Hey! This is gonna be a LOOOONNNNGGGG post.


It's the beginning of e-learning week. And yeah i can wake up at 10 plus in the morning every day!!. Which is SOO~ cool. HAHA.


Anyway, today was some what INTERESTING. Met a new species of human. Details later.


So today, planned to take my O level cert at AHMAD IBRAHIM... Haiz... missed secondary life man... Waking up early in the morning.. Wear school uniform.. No need to choose what clothes to wear.. Irritate Miss Zuraidoh.. HAIZ!!!


Yar. So went back to a.i. with azahar, met RANJINI. She sad la.. Studying alone.. So me and aza talk cock. Ask her the same stupid questions like "So how's study?", "Stress anot?"(duhh!!), "You going poly or jc?"..... This questions like very common one. I remembered when i was the one who is ANSWERING this questions. And It can be abit irritating. HUAHUAHUA.


Yar. Then collected o level cert ready, aza wanted to go woodlands library to do his e-learning shit.


Then this is where i discovered a new species of human.


So aza and i decided to take bus 858 to woodlands la. Then we went to the back of the bus to seat. We were chit-chatting, then i suddenly saw this uncle, who is seating directly opposite us, put his hands in his pants la.. I thought he was scratching his kuku tiao.. So i don't care and continued chatting.


Then after like a 2 minutes or so, i turned my head and GUESS WHAT? That uncle's hand was still in side his pants la!!! Like.... Freaking suspicious MAN!!! Still like scratching i think.. I mean like the hand was constantly moving under his pants... And i suspect he was fucking with his self...


WTF la. GET A ROOM LA UNCLE!! So, i alighted at my bus stop. So i left the aza with the uncle.. HAHA.. ALONE!


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Met the kawaii's today. Had Dinner. And it was FULL FORCE. I mean all the kawaii rangers we present.. Can make MEGA BOT ready.HUAHUAHUA.


So aza confirmed that the uncle in the 858 bus was wanking.. He told me that the uncle was staring at this woman la, and how close he tried to get to her when alighting at Woodlands Interchange. CREEPY la.


STUPID UNCLE!! So old still wanna wank! I tot your sperm died long ago ready.... Then come out what? Urine ar? SO STUPID to wank in the PUBLIC.. Go coffee shop drink kopi la.


Can you just imagine, after he touch his kukutiao, he also touched the holding post, the aircon thingy, the seat hand railings. THE BELL!!! Fucking disgusting la!!! EWWW.. so inconsiderate.


Watch out of this new species of UNCLES!!

i'm e -learning..! Yea rite!!

Hi.


All I have to say today is, THERE'S NO SCHOOL FOR ME NEXT WEEK!!!!!


I deserve a break. HUAHUAHUA. =P

OI! Come and read lar!!!!!!!

Hi.


TGIF!! I'll say it again. TGIF!! Can't wait to sleep for long hours.. Waking up around noon.. Eating nice breakfast.. (either Big Momma buys prata from the market, or cook her famous Nasi Lemak with chicken drumlets... SLURRRP!!) Either way, its YUMMYLICIOUS.


Check check. Week 5 is officially over.


Had my first fight in school today. Its a verbal fight la. With this girl. She anyhow swear other people's parents like anyhow liddat la. Like....... "Your ah ma died lar~" , " Your ah pa got cancer la~"

Then i buay tahan ready. Pissed off. I say la, stop swearing parents. Coz its HYPERLY rude. WOAH. Then she not happy lar. Say alot of things... I cant remember most of it... But i remember she threatens to slap me.... Oooo~. Then i was like, FUCK OFF!

No la. I wont pick fights with girls.. Its not me. I don't beat girls too. Its not me either. So i just kept quiete ar...


But confronted her through MSN. Everything is okay now. Coz i don't intend to make any enemies in POLY. And plus, she's my Project Work group member la. So i REALLY can't be enemies with her..


I know that i'm no saint ar. But i know, i'm not that rude. I only fart loudly and point at people ah... THATS ALL.

i dont believe in you, animore, animore o o o o o~

HEY.


MAROON 5 new album is out!!!! And im gonna get it! Heard their first single ; Makes Me Wonder. Its so nice ar. Too bad i can't play it in the sound box.. Dunnoe something wrong with my laptop la.. Freaking irritating.


I think i'll upload the song to my blog tomorrow from school.... HAIZ.

Irritated, but Don't know who to BLAME

Gosh!!


Had my AP chem test today... AARRGGHHH!?!?!!? I think im going to flunk really badly.. It's not that i didnt know how to do, but i was making alot of Freaking Careless Mistakes!!!! I seriously know how to do every single question in the test. serious. But when i asked my lecturers and friends, i realised that i done alot of fucking mistakes!!!


Likes obvious questions with obvious answers, i do it the fucking long way..
For example, i need to get to school from home. In which i need to take the train only. BUT THEN, i randomly decided to take the bus to bukit panjang, then take lrt to choa chu kang, then walk to bukit batok, then take taxi to jurong east, then FINALLY reach to school.. AND FOUND OUT IT WAS SUNDAY!!!


You get what i mean anot?? If you dont get it, then just make yourself understand... =P


Its like fucking IRRITATING lar!!! Study so hard, but still get it wrong, just because of careless mistakes!

An Uninspired Post

Hey.


Errms... Today got nothing to talk about. Just that, i was ACTUALLY 100% focused on today's lessons ar. WOHOO!! Gained alot from today's lessons. Except for Materials In Practice ar... The module freakin DRY man!!!! Fucking boring... Just like Econs in JC. Talk halfway can sleeep..


And it doesn't help when your lecturer is a real life AH PEK!!! I tell you, he talk like talking in coffee shop liddat.. Like..... like.... like...... AH PEK! Get what i mean?


OKOKOK... It's been a long time since i posted stupid questions with no real answers....

Why Does An Alarm Clock "Go Off" When It Begins Ringing?

~WONDER WOMAN~

HALLO


Okay... Week 4 is over.... And week 5 is coming! Seriously ar, time flies really fast!!( i sound like old aunties. thanx xin ni~ :p) Is WEEK 5!! Almost one month into poly life.. And im still fat. HAHA.


Next week is like quiz week. Got 2 different quiz for 2 different modules. And its like 15% out of your overall semester results lar!!! Gotta nail these quizzes. IVE GOT TO!?!!?! Then now, since i don't have any cca, there's no exception in failing any of my modules.. If not I'm really stupid man~ bodoh.


That's it ar... Ill be a full-time mugger ar.. People go cca, i go and study... YES! Some people in my class so KIASU ar. Joined 5 cca. What, students union lar, chemicallifescience club lar, dj lar, canoe lar, drama lar. Like...... WTF!!!!! Are you really gonna COMMIT to all of that shit??? ALL?? I know we're Singaporeans, but don't take it to the max lar...


Lets see what happens to him/her lar ah!


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HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!! To my beloved Big Momma.


Went for lunch with my family. My sister, treat all of us to a THAI SEAFOOD LUNCH!!!!! at marsiling.............. -_-" HAHA. Seriously the food was DELICIOUS! Even though its at a coffee shop, its still MOUTH WATERING!!!!


Got this Thai Salad Beef. WOAH syiokness. Then got this GROUPER... Its so fucking huge ar. The mouth sooooo big also.... Bigger than mine ar... ANY WAY ITS JUST yummy... the fish.

Pink nipples aint sexy!!

Hi.


So, i decided not to go Canoeing anymore. Coz its to time consuming and tiring. Haiz. Dunno lar... Part of me say yes. the other part says dun quit... HAIZ!! Dunnoe lar.


Decided to meet my bitches today.. AZAHAR and AMIR!! Dunnoe where to go, so decided to go library to "study"... HUAHUAHUA. Too bad rest cannot go.. Jeff got kayaking, fuad got cycling, hadi go out with parents, shah going TAMPOI. Kidding... I duno where he go lar. But nevermind, got two can readi.


HAIZ. actually should went water training. But didn't. Felt lazy. Kallang is not near k. Then samore finishes in the night.. SO SIANZ. I wanted my weekends to be relaxing and fuss-free. Not coming back LATE AT NIGHT feeling tired all over...

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Okay, lets talk about azahar.. He sitting beside me like an idiot lar, while im blogging now. IDIOT! I swear the mole looks like a REAL chocolate chip when its upclose lar. You can like pinch it SOOOO hard, he cant even feel it lar... HUAHUAHUA......


(p.s. im just pissing him off lar... since he doesn't give me PRIVACY!!!!)


Fuck off lar azahar... go play with najibongs or something.... HUAHUAHUA.

Zip it. ZIP IT. ZIP IT!!!!!

HELLO HELLO!



So, tomorrow decided to pon! So vineeth, if you reading this, help me sign the attendance list k. HUAHUAHUA. Im a very~ lazy~ guy~.


So today crs(critical reasoning skill) was fun. We got to make debate topics up. Like "Should Singapore Cut Down Foreign Talent Intake So As To Make Our Talents Thrive?" and "Should Chewing Gum Be Legalised In Singapore?" (p.s. both are fairly good arguments k..)


Cant wait to debate... i think.. HUAHUAhUA.


So anyway, during maths class. Dallas(dota king), David(legal immigrant), and me(hunk). Played DOTA in the middle of the lesson ar. That Richard Lim dun mind one lar. Reminds me of RICHARD SOO TOH. LOLS. Maths lesson was too boring ready...


So i was playing playing playing happily, then out of no where, VINEETH came. Idiot. Then talk to me. WTF! Cant you see i'm playing something??? Then i just layan him la. BUT CANNOT TAHAN LEI!!! The mouth cannot close one! Talk talk talk non stop. If i could, i would STRANGLE him with the computer mouse wire lar, and stuff the mouse in his mouth when im done.


But cannot la. Later dont have class rep ready. AWW.


So yar~ I think i ponning school tomorrow. Anybody wanna join me?

Shit

HAIZ. I cant blog on my laptop! Dont know why also. maybe i accidentally deleted something from somewhere and somehow, i just cant blog on my lappie. Sometimes, i feel like taking some slipper and slap somebody or someone on he face. Isnt that aweSOME!

Dumb Founded.

Hi.


Arrgh.... I can blog using my laptop lar! Idiot. Now blogging from school library. With a very stupid internet speed!! What to do~ School so old. Internet spend also old. IDIOT.


And i dont know what wrong with my laptop also! First, cant connect to sp wireless.. Now, cant blog from it.. Haiz.. I dont know why got alot of problems for me now.. Hope it goes away, and good things come in for me.. HAHA. wadever.


Anyway, theres rugby training tomorrow... Clifford says tomorrow is ADVANCED training... WTF! Its my first training and its ADVANCED ready??? Cliff said its tactical and movement training or something... BLAH!


Thinking of joining canoe lately... Coz thinking over it again, im not that good in ball sports.. But my friends here said i should just continue with this rugby thing... Alah~ dilemma.


OKae... Hope training doesnt cancel again like last week... If not might as well close down the whole rugby team right?? Dumbo.


Grr... i HATE PEOPLE WHO STAND BEHIND ME AND LOOKING AT WHAT AM I DOING!!!! CAN I HAVE SOME PRIVACY PLEASE! HOPE YOU READING THIS, YOU BUSYBODY BITCHES AND BASTARDS!! HOPE YOUR BREASTS EXPLODES AND YOUR BALLS DROP!!! I PUT IN THIS FONT PURPOSELY FOR YOU!!!!!!

Greetings O_O

WHATS UP WITH BLOGGER???? I CANT PUT NEW ENTRIES PROPERLY NOW. All the left align, center align tabs cannot be used now! And you know i hate html shit.. I might as well learn alien language.

DreamED to become a Scholar

Hi.


OMG. Just as i was to get excited over RUGBY( no need the touch), they CANCELLED today's training due to bad weather or something. Isn't rugby supposed to be dirty and muddy?? Dumb ass... I'm like so ENTHU, brought my ugly shoe bag and my sport shoes, bring a.i. pe shirt, short pants, towel but ULTIMATELY they cancel the freaking training!!! And for the record, i didn't pon training and come up with this shit story. RUGBY TRAINING REALLY CANCELLED. Arrgh!!!! Why I'm so suay in Singapore Poly??? First sp tried to break my fingers, and now this???? Is it a sign?


Haiz... I can feel that i'm slacking. When term just started, i was damn studious ar. Whenever there's break, Xin Ni and me went to the library and study. Now, ever since i hang out with the guys, i rarely touch my notes. Every break we had, we waste it at the bowling alley or at the pool hall. MEGA HAIZ!!!!! I still wanna get that top 5%. But with this recent attitude, i think i can't even make top 20% lar.


Need to change my ways already. BOOKS before BALLS. LECTURES before LEISURES. Get it in my mind already!!!!

DOUBLE KILL.

ArRGH!!!!!


Haiz... What a suay day for me!! Okay, waited for my sis so that can go home together. Then went to the admin block lar. Have you ever seen the big huge red carpet that says WELCOME whenever you come into a building?? The rubber mat lar. Okay so i stepped on it, then the mat like SLIPPED and i almost fell down. That's not the end of he story.


Okay so i about to slipped right, then i last minute touched the automatic glass sliding door, in an attempt to stop falling.Then the FREAKING sliding door slide over my fingers lar!!!!!!!! Stuck for a few seconds.. FUCKING PAINFUL SIA! Felt like my fingers are breaking ar.. But not.


Haiz. What are the chances man. 2 blows at one go. Haiz... there's still like scars on my 1st and 2nd fingers lar. NABU. Why freaking suay sia. Im not only humiliated, but scarred as well. FUCK.


Aiyo. Many of my friends said their blue ez link expired ready. And i still haven't make my poly ezlink card. Haiz.. Dunno what will happen.


Arrgh. HATE today. Just because of my fingers.

Neither here nor there

YAWN..


Tired tired tired. Spider Man 3 was........ okae... I'm not jumping off of my seat, yet i don't regret watching it lar. But hate the price though. $9.50. A tad too expensive. But if I'm watching with my ex-classmates, i think its worth it. I THINK.


Too bad the KAWAII's not in full force today. Jeffy watching with his rp friends.. Amir go sentosa with his MI friends... Azahar go pak tor with Najibah.. Haiz.. Which only left me, shah, hadi and fuad. But okay lar. Still not that bad.


OKAY. Need to get my homework done. I'll leave you guys with something to think about...

What does O.K. actually means?

Seriously. Does anybody know what it means? We always use this word but no one knows the meaning..

Hello and Goodbye

GOING TO WATCH SPIDER MAN 3 NOW.