Hey.


So, i've been calculating on my calculator... In order for me to maintain a GPA of at least 3.0, i need to get a GPA of 2.708... Wah sian... Everybody knows i hate this semester.


Havent find a job yet... Hmm... I dunnoe where to work also... Don't feel like working also... Anyone tell me where to work!! Starbucks? Pizza Hut? Changi? Geylang? I dont have working experience also... I remembered working at Macdonalds and they fired me on the first day cos i don't even know how to mop the floor. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA... Like pathetic la...


Darn... I can tell maths and cppb paper will be a goner... GONE-D!


Bye.

Hey...


Got CUTE videos from youtube. Just thought of sharing. hehehe.



These 2 cats are talking to each other.. AHAHA.




Freaking cute!

And my favourite..........



HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!


Bye.

Hey.


YAY! One paper down. 3 more to go... I cant believe that my friend from SMA (FRIEND. SMA. shuddup fir.) only need to sit for 1 paper la. Grrr... And tomorrow is microbio paper... Detests microbio. Lucky i never get into a biotech or a biomed course... I'd rather lick all the E. Coli and Salmonella and died of tongue infection which blocked my air passage rather than taking a 3 year bio course la.. Bluek...


So, just received this email from someone today... And i just won like USD250000!!!


(click to enlarge la bodoh.)


OMG~~~~ Here's what i'm gonna do. I'm gonna email them my personal particulars. Then i'm gonna email them my bank account number. Then i'm gonna deposit a few thousands dollars to them for trust reasons. Then i'll wait for 80 YEARS for them to transfer my $250000. -_-


I wonder who still believe this "omg-money-drop-from-the-skies" theory... People who believes this shit either lives under a rock or have an IQ of below 1.. Maybe HONG LUM does... Huahaha...


BYE.

Hey.


THE EARTH KINGDOM HAS FALLEN LO!!! Like wtf la...


Bye.

Second post of the day...

Like no fucking mood to study lo. I've been watching AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER~~ Cool cartoon!! And i'm onto the second season already... Book of earth~ Yeap... After i found out i lost my chem notes, i'm like on AVATAR marathon la.. Episodes after episodes after episodes.. Maybe i'll watch Gossip Girl later.. Screw IOCHEM and yay GOSSIP GIRL! gossipgossipgossipgossip. And this font size totally rocks!!!! Maybe blind people will grow new eyes after reading my blog. I wish i could make it BIGGER! The BIGGER THE BETTER! Just like boobies and booties. Nevermind if suffocated by those boobies, at least i'll go heaven and get celestial boobs. FOOH! On cloud 9. WAHAHAHAHAHHA. Corny.

You know you love me......... XOXO...... Gossip Girl~~

HEY.


I LOST MY FREAKING CHEMISTRY NOTES!!!! FUCK!!!!!!


As if my grades are not as bad as it is already!!! I HAD to lost it! Wtf is this sia!! Tuesday exams, and how am i gonna get it back la!


fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!!!!!!!!!!


Tell me how my hair never fall off!

Hey.


AMERICAN IDOL IS BACK!!! WEEEHOOO! ~~ Nooooo sex allowwwed~~~~


I'm beginning to think that my cough is kinda serious... Already 2 weeks and is still not cured. Bought all kinda cough syrup... No effect sia... HAIH!


Exams starts next weeks.. Woopedeedoo.~ -_-


Bye.

Hey.


Blog before i actually STUDY!


Today BAD MOOD. Failed my chemistry!! CCB! 24/50... I studied for this test okay... And aiming for an "A"... Then came back results like SHIT. While i study hard, people who never study just copy other people's paper and VOILA! they pass with good marks! MIRACLE DO HAPPEN!? At the end of the freaking day, it's all about the marks lo... Lecturers never grade you on how hardworking you are... I wonder why i even BOTHER to study.


NOTE TO EVERYONE IN 01/02: I'M NOT REFERING TO ANY OF YOU. I'M JUST SAYING. IF YOU GUYS "TERASER", THEN THAT'S YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM. =)


We actually played block catching before chemistry class. HAHAHAHA.. Then kena scolded by this indian lecturer... Come to think of it, WHAT THE HELL ARE A GROUP OF 18/19/20 YEAR OLDS THINKING PLAYING BLOCK CATCHING?? Haiz. deprived.


Bye.

Hey




Went to pool with azahar, amir and fuad today... Just a normal bitched-up gathering... Talk crap and update ourselves with new girlfriends, school life, family life blahblahblah... We should meet up more often...


Blah, then i had this fantastic idea of going back to chong pang to reminisce about the pass... (thanks fir ;p). Head down to chong pang kfc for dinner... Too bad transformers not working there anymore... Then we headed to northpoint (bitches hangout!) and walkwalk around popular like we did... Walk t magazine section and talked about how ugly britney spears was and how hot heidi klum was!! Then went to the toy section and looked at tamiya cars... AHAHA... Went over to barbie section and pressed all the buttons to hear the songs.. Losers...


Haih.


One more week till exams!?! And i haven't even start revising... %&*%&*&)(&)(&


Bye!

Hey


TGIF!!! Talking giraffes is funny... Takleh Garok (cannot scratch) In Front... Tits Grow If Fondled... HAHAHAHA.~~~*()@&*(@)&!^&*!^&!*)(


So after school went to jurong east like RANDOMLY with fir and cliff... Cliff wanted to cut hair but he wanted to shit. So didn't cut is hair cos scared half way shit. HAHAHA. bodoh mat rep.


O yah... Just now i saw nathaniel ho in the train... playing psp... hahaha.. Stupid... celebrity already still take train... Go buy car la! Waste mrt space only. -_- Normal people like me have to suffer lesser space and lesser oxygen because of one extra person la! ARRGGHH!!!??!


Got nothing to write actually... Siansian...


BYE.

Hey.


Yay. No more test for this week... FOR THIS WEEK! Next week got test again... The next next week EXAMS!! Like crazy la..


And i find it irritating when someone who reads your blog, reads your entry out loud to you... Sarcastically. Yes yes.. Everybody knows you can read! Good job!! =DD Another great leap for mankind!!! -_- .... ~~Like so irritating CAN..?~~ * whiffs off my imaginary fringe like a bimbotic twit* Ahahahaha. Spasm mode.


Went to dinner with that kenneth and xin ni at Pizza Hut... I bought an ice-cream brownie... Half-way thru eating it, felt GUILTY cos it's FUCKENED sweet and fattening.. But ate it all anyway... Having this BAD cough rite now... I can feel the phlegm forming in my throat already... Gosh. I admit i'm unhealthy... Didn't exercise for kabonker years already... Falling sick more often now.... HAIZ!! Blame everything on studies and never ending tests!!! (good excuse.)


I wanna go liposuction.... =( KIDDING!


Bye!!

Hey.


Today i went abit kookoo!?! After cppb test, i went around to farhan and pluck his bulu (Err. body hair?)... Like randomly... Coz cppb test was tough! Then freaking stressed la!!! After that i took his long ruler and beat him for no reason.. After that i went to play with the aircon.... Then come out of class go and shout at firdaus, hanafi, kenneth they all.... Then after i did all of this stupid stuffs, i remembered my BITCHES way back in secondary school.... =((( Emo la... Remembered how i pluck jeffy's hair from his hairy arm, then he will always whine at me... Then go and poke azahar 3d mole under his nose... Then i always beat hadi the whore... Make fun of amir's stretched nose and fuad's bunny teeth... HAIZ!!! I miss 5N1!!!!!!! When 5n1 chalet???????????????????? Jeffery go and plan!


Sp '01 class chalet is at the end of February~~~ Can't wait!!! 02 losers la... I heard they planning go KBOX (pfft!) for this coming holidays... Like so cheena la kbox.. Ee.. Firadus, pradheep and maybe keiran are welcome to join the '01 chalet.... the rest of '02 can go croak at kbox.


Ok bye.

Hey.


Concert OVER... Which means no more band practice for awhile... Until april i hope. =X


Overall, concert performance okay i guess... My uncle, who was a music director of singapore police force band~~ (cheychey) came to watch my concert... He said our band did not sound as one.. =(( I can't argue i guess... People went overseas and study music... Just have to agree...


Then just now i FORGOT to bring my socks to vch!!! knnccb! I was wearing my havaiianas to vch, then when i was about to change, i realised i'd left my socks in the band room!! How stupid can i get sia... I think i have some jynx with socks.. I remembered i had to wear my white socks cos i forgot to bring my black socks for SYF 2005! SYF YOU KNOW!!!! Then i no choice never wear any socks... Blisters bliss.

That's siang hong, jun wen and ME... The 3 year one tubists.. Siang hong hates this picture cos his mouth was wide open. lol..

Better i guess...


Haih. Finally... Can don't bother about band anymore and bother more to my neglected studies!! Cppb! Engine. maths! Bioloshit! Darn...


And thanks taufiq for attending my band's concert! =))))))))


Bye!

Hey.


TOMORROW CONCERT!!! Excited...


TAUFIQ! Don't seat too infront... Coz then u need to lift your head abit.. Then fucking uncomfortable.. So seat at the middle section or the back section...


So excited i dunnoe what to blog about ready! @.@


BYE!

Hey


HAPPY BELATED NEW YEAR!!!


Hmmm...... What happen to me for this pass few days?? 29 december to 2nd january stayed at home.. Like loser la. I wanna go out watch fireworks, but all lazy to go out. -_-. So unenthu... Welcomed he new year by rolling on my bed reading comics.. HAHAHA... Full Metal Alchemist nice luh... Heard people outside my house screaming and yelling like dogs having muscle spasms when the clock strikes 12 on new year... Freaking irritating!! You shout shout shout "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!?!" got money take meh?? Next thing you know, you're at 7-eleven buying strepsils.. All these people BODOH! Stupid fool....


Then tomorrow dilemma... Got bio test at 5.30-6.30.... But must reach victoria concert hall at 6.45 for concert rehearsals... KNNCCB... Sian...


I like daydreaming and sleeping.. My daydreaming topic is always about being rich.. LOL. This is random... Then everyday i wake up wear robe and drink freshly brewed coffee.. Then my wife outside swimming in the pool wearing bikini.. I want my wife to have a 36B.. Don't want big big.. Later i suffocate. Then the butt must be big like beyonce... Can have more babies... HAIZ.... Then go have hi-tea~ I seriously don't get hi-tea.. What the hell is that??? What do u do in a hi-tea session?? Sounds like a drug.


Okok... Need to study.


ByE!!!!

Hey.


Whoops. Sorry for no recent updates... To whoever is reading this green blog~~


So! One more week till CONCERT!! Like next week Sunday only sia... And i don't think I'm prepared for it. There's still alot of parts i can't play! ARRGH...


So today went back to school for make lesson. Woke up late, so could only attend 1 freaking make-up. And that Lam PAH seng think our brains are like GIANT sponges issit! His make-up lesson was for 4 freaking hours!!! Couldn't absorb much information after like the first 30 minutes...


Haha, then saw today newspaper..



I tell you if the pakistan....-ese (wadever) knew what BHUTTO means, they will be like so disappointed i guess... LOL. Can you imagine.... PRESIDENT BHUTTO!? Then her supporters outside her office holding up placards of BHUTTO... Hahahahaha... Btw it's not good to laugh at people who has moved to a better place...


After lesson went to library... Waiting for band to start.. Then borrowed comics. FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!!! Cool siol.


Then after that went band... Then today the harpist(a person who plays the HARP!) came! Harp also cool la. Pluck here pluck there...


Then bye.

Hey.


18 finally. Thot wanna spent my 18 birthday at home... But WTH!! So last minute went out towning with the BITCHES minus 2... Coz hadi went out with his hot girlfriend and jeffy SURE busy one. ahaha. So it was only Azahar, Fuad and Amir...


Went to watch National Treasure : The Book of Secrets... Okay la... A smart movie... Lotsa a puzzles and riddles... I give it a 3.5 out of 5! ^.^V (learn this from granado espada.. lol) After watch movie then went to search for a pair of black berms (always wanted to get one.) Big Momma gave me spending money for my birthday. THANKS BIG MOMMA!! Muacks.. Then we terserempak(err.. accidentally met) with Hadi and his hot girlfriend at cineleisure. That Hadi bitch! Salam me, then straight away punch my chest.. IDIOT! I don't have breast implants like YOU do! =O


After that i went to Sakura at yishun for family birthday dinner... Every other restaurants closed early. So we have no choice but Sakura. Lol. So sweet of the bitches to sent me to Sakura entrance... THEY WERE HOPING FOR A FREE DINNER!!! -_- Cheap unicylces... But too bad my mom didn't bother them... LOL! O and my sis's mother-in-law and i shared the same birthday too... And she gave me $100 for birthday present!!! Then my sis also gave me $50 for present. (*&*^%&*%!(&&^*(&@@ lah!!! Gonna get new set of t-shirts soon. =))


To all who sent me well wishes... THANKS!! =))) Really appreciate it.


This 18th birthday of mine is spent with my closest buddies and family. I couldn't ask for more... Aww... lol


Bye!

WOOH!!!


Like FINALLY....... In an hours time I'm 18. Yay.... Actually i dunnoe what to do also...


Tomorrow going out for simple dinner. -_-". Simplicity.

Hey.


I just finished watching The Pursuit of Happyness... Yea i know it's an old movie... It's a really touching movie... I was on the brink of tearing up... When i thought my life sucks, there are always people who has better life than or worse than yours. You need to treasure what u have even though for me it's nothing much.


Gosh so emo...


Bye.

Hey





Yesterday Hari Raya Haji.... After prayers went around the mosque to take videos of people slaughtering lambs... Hahaha.. Like fucking bored la... Nothing to do also... I always can't get a good angle... Then accidentally capture someone's butt.. -_- ACCIDENT!




This one also.... Accidentally took some uncle's butt again... This station the lambs are brought here to let the blood drained out of their.... Err... Wadever u called it...



CHOP CHOP CHOP! Finally no uncle's butts... LOL!


Weets.


Bye.

Hey.


Came back from band camp... Actually sleep over for one night only.. Coz i oni brought one set of clothes... So... Band camp was okayy i guess... 3 days of blowing and fingering my tuba.. =)) Tired la... They were right la... Go to camp sure cannot sleep one... Only got to literally doze off at 3-4a.m. Then woke up at 7.. Then blow and finger again... It gets tiring over time.. LOL.


Went to Sumo House for dinner yesterday night... Cheap!! And free flow of anti-oxidising green tea!! Had myself Salmon Teriyaki bento set... And had breaded scallop... Had to restrain myself from chix and beef coz apparently its not certified h*l*l. SHADDUP. Dun judge me... If people can go to Fish and Co.. I see no reason why i can't go to Sumo House....


Hmm... I think that's about it... Nothing interesting happened. Just that jun wen and i made up this Blow.Tongue.Finger thing for the tuba section... HAHAHAHHA.. Maybe can print it on my section shirt.. LOL...


Too bad percussionists need tools to satisfy their (musical) needs.. Or they can only do petting. HAHHAAHA... Ok i'll stop it.


Back to books i guess...


Bye.

Hey...


I just wanna say HADY MIRZA JUST WON ASIAN IDOL????!??!?!!?!!!?! Out of jacyln victor and the rest of the asian contestants?? Some of the countries is like 10 times bigger than singapore??


Wow...


So anyway band camp tomorrow... Bringing my laptop along... Haih... So ma fan... Bring sleeping bag, bring clothes, bring laptop, bring underwear... Whatever it is, should make the most out of it... NEED TO PRACTICE HARD FOR CONCERT!!! Woah... Never seen soooo much semiquavers in a tuba score in my LIFE!! Like more than 10 freaking bars of running notes la!!


So, Hady Mirza is the first asian idol~. Yay.


Bye.

Hey.


Sorry for the lack of postings... Nothing happen much... It's just the holidays coming... Yay... Actually not that excited... Holdays not like holidays too... Coz this coming monday to wednesday got band camp... ~wopee~ -_-. Then thursday is hari raya haji and see people slaughter animals... ~yipee~ -_-. Then friday resumes band practice... ~ woopedeedoo~ -_-!!!!


The fun doesn't end here you know!!! Then i still have to prepare a formal report for rwp... Then i need to prepare a presentation for ideas... Then microbio test right after holidays!!! WOHOO!!?!!!?!! MY LIFE ROCKS OR WAD????


I know recently my blog is filled with lotsa complains.... Which gets kinda old.. So sorry bout that. =) Really my life nowadays is just worth complaining about...


Ok. Leave u all with youtube's featured video... This is gross yet hilarious... LOL





Bye.

Hey.


Today feel like blogging... Even though i'm busy.... HAHAHAHA... Salah timing... So anyway, This semester i gotten 2 warning letters already... For engine. maths and math reasoning. Which like sucks big time.. And i didn't even realised i skipped that much lessons la... Told you people i'm slacking this semester... =(((( Aiya this semester sucks big time... 12 weeks of school is just fucking demanding and tiring...


So anyway, i got a new PHONE!!! K630i... Zero dollars only... Upgrade plan... But looks nice la... My friend says i upgraded my sharpener into an electronic sharpener... -_- stupid ah neh... Haha.. My phone is neither a camera phone, nor a walkman phone... It's somewhere in between... LOL.

That's my SIEMENS toyphone/sharpener/dildo phone... It still plays melodious monophonic tones and displays beautiful contrast between black and white... Truly a gem... *chokes and died*

Sleek and nice...


YAY!


Bye.

Hey~~



Last week of SCHOOL~~!!~~!!~~!! Like finally... After 12 weeks of hardcore schooling, finally got 2 weeks school break... I wanna go out with my BITCHES!!!! Seldom i talk about the bitches anymore coz i haven't seen them for a long time... Maybe watching hitman tomorrow.. Like wooh~~


I think that's about it. TOO TIRED TO BLOG...


Bye.

Sp Symphonic Band presents to you~~ Musical Delights XXXI

~Musical Delights XXXI~


Venue: Victoria Concert Hall
Date: 6th January '08
Time: 7 p.m to (not sure)
Price: $10. Free seating(i think...)
Conductor: Mr Leonard Tan


Repertoire (not in order):

Die Meistersinger Overture (some nazi song.. lol. even the title sounds scary..)

The Inn of the Sixth Happiness

Ghost Train

Orient Express

Flourish for Wind Band

Galaxy Express 999

Tintin (personal favourite =DD)

3rd movement of Willson Suite (tuba solo performance.. but not me.. hahaha)

and an encore piece....

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Hahahah... Some idiot sure shout "encore" one... CONFIRM...


Yea that's about it... Interested lemme know... I don't know how the hell I'm gonna give the tix to you if you're interested, but I'll find a way.. hahaha... The theme for this concert is TRAIN... Yes the thing that i took every morning to school... -_- sian. Come if free =D


Bye.

Hey.


SIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna be a squirrel... Everyday climb tree and collect nuts... Then SLEEP for like a SEASON! Like syiok la!! Squirrels have the best life ever la... Then I'll be like a tuba-playing squirrel. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sandy from bikini bottom can die...


I tell you, squirrels no need to learn about benzene rings. Squirrels no need to learn higher order derivative... SQUIRRELS NO NEED TO DO PRESENTATION!!!!!!!!!


Fuck I'm going nuts...


Now in school studying mathcad with andy and farhan... I'm suppose to do my presentation slides la... But i have this irritating sore throat.. Now i sound like some caveman... Then everytime my voice cracks. Ccb. I really hope can push my presentation next week...


SIAN SIAN SIAN!!! Next week got 3 TESTS samore.... ARRGH!!!


I wanna be squirrel.......


*Chip~*

Hey.


Haha.. Sweet ol' retribution!! This morning disturb pei shan cos she has sore throat and lost her voice.. NOW I HAVE A FREAKING SORE THROAT!!! Sorry pei shan! In band keep coughing like old man... Play one note, cough one note... Irritating siolz.. Now i can feel the phlegm forming on my throat already... Those yellowish type one... YUCK!!!


Tomorrow must come to school armed with STREPSILS and HACKS and NIN JOM PEI PAH KAU (however u spell it la.)!! Cannot lose voice man!! Thursday got RWP presentation!! Need to talk about the grinding process.. Oooh~ haih..... What goes around comes around...


Today was actually a fun day =DD I smiled alot today... First, the gyus took enohtal and sryarpd and lhgit it up at the t11 stirascae... Pyrotechnics right in front of our eyes!! Syiok!?! Then, Vineeth was walking along the road towards dover mrt... He was walking acting all sibeh "cool"... SKARLI he tripped and missed his step!!! HAHAHAHA... So paiseh la. I was like laughing out loud right at his face.... Bimbo.


Haih... Okok. Time for me to hibernate.


BYE!

Hey.


Just came back from school/band. Sp had a Cultural Night going on... Finally get to wear nice clothes for performance.. Wore black long-sleeve shirt and black pants and maroon SP tie.. FOOH!? Then before i left home, i took my bro's aviators and snap a picture of myself. FOOH!! HAHAHA.... Dunnoe wanna put THAT pic here anot...


So anyway, played "A Legend of Yau". Another cheena song... But nice... Not like the "Moon represents my heart". Funeral song that one.... Speaking of funerals, i saw MYO THIHA OO ushering this very old ang moh into the convention centre... I hope that ang moh don't die due to breathing in too much intoxicated air or something... ;) 01's should know what I'm talking about... HAHAHA...


Haih... Back to more reports and more presentation slides... MEGA SIAN!!!!!!! Like ultradupertimate sian la.......


BYE!

COMPLAIN BOX

Hey.


Today i freaking pissed off with my chemistry lecturer... That pig. He/IT always anyhow cancels lectures and anyhow decide to have IT'S lecture any time IT wants... You think SP is your grandpig's poly issit??? Anyhow change lecture dates... Knn. Humans created timetable so that you FOLLOW them and be organised like sane humans... Oops. I forgot, my chemistry teacher is a P*G... So i guess it doesn't apply to animals... Seriously i don't respect him already... =P I'm gonna goreng him when i do my Student Feedback.


Then this morning, i took train go to school. Then this bangla boarded from yewtee... WOAH! Not only he stinks, but he LEANED on me la! From Bukit Gombak till Jurong... I was standing beside the mrt doors.. The train was packed and THIS bangla comfortably lean towards me like i some kind of sofa liddat.. The face act blur only... Budden i cannot do anything luh, cos i myself cannot move.. Haih... This bangla think he still in India can anyhow lean on other people..


On the brighter side, we went to NEWater plant and then ate at Pizza Hut in school with Farhan, Peng Sheng, Kenneth, Endika and me. Had myself a personal super supreme, garlic bread and root beer. FOOH SYIOK! Then Peng Sheng drove us to CCK mrt with his mom's car... HAHAHA... Peng Sheng damn good la.. He has 3 freaking license : Car, Motorcycle and BOAT! Like woaah.... And he's only 18... Cb.





Hahaha.. My indian friend from 02 said i complain alot... Which i didn't realised until he told me... WADEVER. Imma true singaporean! *Majulah Singapura~*



Ok. Enough of ranting....


BYE!